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Truly awful names for your next dog

kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
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As I am an equal opportunity poster I've decided since I gave you the chance to take the mickey out of cats, now it's time to do the same to dogs.

I'll kick off but I apologise as these aren't very good ... or should that be very bad?
1/. Matick
2/. Healy. Have you ever tried to get a Healy to heel - you end up sounding really silly.
3/. Windy .... especially if it's a labrador!
4/. Slobberfest. That was never an official name, but a friend used to call his dog that.

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  • FleshIsADesignFlawFleshIsADesignFlaw Member Posts: 39
    Cerberus
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    6/. Doggy (because, srsly guise? Seriously?!?! Y U NO BEING SERIOUS!)
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,315
    edited August 2014
    Pawz (idk it just sounds corny to me)
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    FleshIsADesignFlaw said:

    Cerberus

    Naw man, that an awesome name for a dog.
  • jackjackjackjack Member Posts: 3,251
    Kitty
  • Sylvus_MoonbowSylvus_Moonbow Member Posts: 1,085
    Cooper.
    Bailey.
    Foxtrot.
    Fender.
    Star.
    T.
    Pugslee.
  • kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
    @Sylvus_Moonbow - Pugsley or Pugslee is a great name for a dog ... unless of course it's a pug in which case anyone who calls it Pugsley needs to be shot at dawn.
  • abacusabacus Member Posts: 1,307
    Bearing in mind this is a word you *will* be shouting in public, I like the idea of iconically shouted names/lines from movies/games for dog names...

    Adrian
    Gandalf (Rings is full of good ones, from Elrond's commanding "Isildur", to Sam's plaintive "Frowdoow"... Naming your pooch Baggins, however, may result in a chronic throat condition.)
    Liquid
    Khaaaaaan
    Sparta (introductions would be fun)
    Forrest (running should be encouraged)
    Hadouken
    Kali Maaaaa
    Attica
    Freedom
    Stella

    Naming your dog GETTOTHECHOPPA, whilst hilarious, would probably be going too far.
  • O_BruceO_Bruce Member Posts: 2,790
    Doge.
  • ErgErg Member Posts: 1,756
    I don't have a dog in real life, but these are some of the names I've used or I intend to use for the dog in Dragon Age Origins:

    Arn
    Yotz
    Dren
    Raslak
    Chakan
    Drannit
    Yensch
    Budong
    Crindar
    Drad
    Fahrbot
    Greebol
    Hazmot
  • ShadowHunterShadowHunter Member Posts: 143
    Noober or Neeber
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Hot Dog
  • kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
    @ShadowHunter You definitively get a gold star for that one :D

    Can you imagine standing in the park yelling "Here Drizzt" without spraying saliva everywhere?
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