D&D race and class stereotypes
ShapiroKeatsDarkMage
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Inspired by Wowcrendor on Youtube.
Races:
Dragonborn: ''I'm a humanoid dragon!'' ''Yes but what else you got?'' ''Uuuh, breath weapon?'' ''Other than that?'' ''Dragon fanboys!''
Dwarf: Same as WoW race stereotypes.
Elf: Every race sucks but me! What? Are you jelly of my mysterious nature and girly hair?
Gnome: Same as Wow race stereotypes.
Half-Elf: I've got tired of playing a human but i don't want to play as a douchie elf so i've decided to play as a half-elf!
Half-Orc: ''Why is that some of us half-orcs are just swell guys who are trying to live in peace while some of us.. ''LIKE ME! The powergaming douchebag! You can't be a badass tank without this strenght bonus.''
Halfling: For the last time, my name is neither Bilbo or Frodo!
Male Human: I'm boring!
Female Human: Me too!
Male Tiefling: Faaaaaanservice!
Female Tiefling: Faaaaaanservice!
@Vallmyr
Races:
Dragonborn: ''I'm a humanoid dragon!'' ''Yes but what else you got?'' ''Uuuh, breath weapon?'' ''Other than that?'' ''Dragon fanboys!''
Dwarf: Same as WoW race stereotypes.
Elf: Every race sucks but me! What? Are you jelly of my mysterious nature and girly hair?
Gnome: Same as Wow race stereotypes.
Half-Elf: I've got tired of playing a human but i don't want to play as a douchie elf so i've decided to play as a half-elf!
Half-Orc: ''Why is that some of us half-orcs are just swell guys who are trying to live in peace while some of us.. ''LIKE ME! The powergaming douchebag! You can't be a badass tank without this strenght bonus.''
Halfling: For the last time, my name is neither Bilbo or Frodo!
Male Human: I'm boring!
Female Human: Me too!
Male Tiefling: Faaaaaanservice!
Female Tiefling: Faaaaaanservice!
@Vallmyr
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