Courtesans in Planar Sphere

caes

Just for laughs:



I've recently taken the sphere, left it open for just one night! Don't know how they got in. Or who brought them. Maybe one of my students, or Solamnic knights.

Ravenslight

Admit it, you left the door cracked just a little didn’t you?

Kurona

You better take a cut of their profits, or they will feed the lizard men!

Aewyrven

Lulz... least u get them... I end up with the mayor of Umar hills and his wife moving in ad nauseum.... they keep trying to make ME dust the place and look for Umar herself... it's awful.

Rodrian

They clearly must have mistaken you with Edwin, he probably sent the wrong address. .

FinnTheHuman

Rodrian said:

They clearly must have mistaken you with Edwin, he probably sent the wrong address. .

haha, yeah. He probably pretends like it's his when bhaalspawn is out.

caes

There're still some of the evil halflings alive. Maybe I should make a deal with them, bring them the girls...

profanitywarning

It's just not fair. I spend days and days dragging harlots and a pleasure slave to my castle, and you just get a bunch of courtesans in your tardis without even trying. So not fair.

Grum

profanitywarning said:

It's just not fair. I spend days and days dragging harlots and a pleasure slave to my castle, and you just get a bunch of courtesans in your tardis without even trying. So not fair.

Shouldn't have used Cha as a dump stat. Just saying.
Or learned charm person. Either way, your fault.