Are you knees feeling lonely? Has your height not been insulted lately? Is your back breaking from having to bend down to pick up items in full plate?
What you need is a GNOME! They come in all shapes and sizes but this one is especially short with a temper of similar length. As chaotic neutral, it's my job to brighten and/or darken your day depending on whatever the hell I feel like.
Try this gnome on for size and may your adventures never be sung tall as I may be forced to kill the bard before the ballad goes over MY head!
Skype me at the same name as my profile. Bring a fresh character with a clean roll. No cheats. No save/load preferred (except for bugs).