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MenthroMenthro Member Posts: 85
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I am starting a....charity donation, to send to Beamdog to facilitate a quicker release. I am starting the pot off at:

10 Hamsters
7 Copies of Star Trek: TOS
1.5 Copies of Star Trek: TAS
A quarter mug of Mead
An empty can of Mtn Dew

any and all donations are welcome.
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  • MedullaOblongataMedullaOblongata Member Posts: 434
    Oohhhhh I love this idea! Hmm... After I am done with my drink, I'll add an amaretto-cappucino-stained styrofoam cup with bonus plastic lid to that offer!
  • MechaliburMechalibur Member Posts: 265
    I think I'll donate 10 hamster-sized space helmets.
  • MenthroMenthro Member Posts: 85
    Good! Good! We always need space worthy items for hamsters!
  • MedullaOblongataMedullaOblongata Member Posts: 434
    Styrofoam is space-worthy ;n;
  • MenthroMenthro Member Posts: 85
    But see, we only have one cup, which will only fit one hamster with helmet. Se we only have one space worth hamster for the bri- er....donation.
  • MedullaOblongataMedullaOblongata Member Posts: 434
    Okay well what if I steal my boss's cup?
  • MenthroMenthro Member Posts: 85
    With bacon on our side we are sure to get an early release!
  • Kristie83Kristie83 Member Posts: 259
    I'll donate some pre-chewed gum for the purpose of an adhesive to hold the space helmets on the hamsters' heads...

    @MedullaOblongata What is the deal with you and bacon? Every post you make has that word in it! Why?
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    I can offer one old shoe. Not two I need the other one.
  • Kristie83Kristie83 Member Posts: 259
    elminster said:

    I can offer one old shoe. Not two I need the other one.

    Do you only have one foot?

  • MenthroMenthro Member Posts: 85
    Look at this devs! We have collected so far:
    10 Hamsters
    7 Copies of Star Trek: TOS
    1.5 Copies of Star Trek: TAS
    A quarter mug of Mead
    An empty can of Mtn Dew
    Space helmets for our hamsters
    1, possibly 2 if operation stolen boss cup goes through, styrofoam suits for our hamsters
    A poem about bacon
    A poem about an amazing game
    Gum to outfit our hamsters properly
    and an old shoe!

    How can you possibly deny us an early release for these riches? I shall continue to collect however, in your name!
  • salierisalieri Member Posts: 245
    I'm sure I could muster a 10 capacity hamster coffin (aka shoe box). They do have tragically short lifespans as pets, after all.
  • JalilyJalily Member Posts: 4,681
    edited November 2012
    Kristie83 said:

    elminster said:

    I can offer one old shoe. Not two I need the other one.

    Do you only have one foot?
    That's his BG2EE bribe.
  • OperativeNLOperativeNL Member Posts: 146
    I would like to donate 10 hamster wheels with state of the art power conductors. That should help to keep the servers rolling under current pressure
  • MoomintrollMoomintroll Member Posts: 1,498
    Dead cat here, it's bound to be a quest item.
  • MedullaOblongataMedullaOblongata Member Posts: 434
    lol @Kristie83, I started saying "BACON!!!" to defuse super-tense convos that I found around here. After people submitted some pretty heated posts, I'd run in and yell "BACON!" to try to help get everyone to lighten up. Doesn't usually work, but there you go :P

    And I picked bacon because it was the first random word to pop into my head xD
  • MenthroMenthro Member Posts: 85
    Moomintroll said:

    Dead cat here, it's bound to be a quest item.

    You just carry something like that around do you?

  • Kristie83Kristie83 Member Posts: 259
    MedullaOblongata said:

    lol @Kristie83, I started saying "BACON!!!" to defuse super-tense convos that I found around here. After people submitted some pretty heated posts, I'd run in and yell "BACON!" to try to help get everyone to lighten up. Doesn't usually work, but there you go :P

    And I picked bacon because it was the first random word to pop into my head xD

    Thanks for solving that mystery for me! Do you think you'll ever change your detensifying word? (Yeah, I made up the word detensifying.) Perhaps EGGS, you could stick with a breakfast theme...:P
    Menthro said:

    Moomintroll said:

    Dead cat here, it's bound to be a quest item.

    You just carry something like that around do you?

    Yeah, wouldn't it start to smell?
  • KirkorKirkor Member Posts: 700
    I'm preparing something awesome for Beamdog & the community.
    I hope it will be ready at 2nd of December.
  • MenthroMenthro Member Posts: 85
    @kirkor so how do we add that to the pot? A promise of a future reward for giving us the game early? I'll take it! It has been added!
  • SeveronSeveron Member Posts: 214
    I was hoping this would be a suggestion to have the Flaming Fist bribe-able. Sad face.
  • KirkorKirkor Member Posts: 700
    Menthro said:

    @kirkor so how do we add that to the pot? A promise of a future reward for giving us the game early? I'll take it! It has been added!

    B-but I'm not ready! I need to finish alot of stuff.
    No worries, maybe Beamdog will make BG2:EE faster then.
  • MenthroMenthro Member Posts: 85
    @kirkor well if you want it back you must fight our space helmet equipped hamsters!
  • KirkorKirkor Member Posts: 700
    I can give you this nice, shiny brick. Hmm? It is so awesome. You know you want it.
  • MenthroMenthro Member Posts: 85
    ......fine then, you have won me over! The brick has been added.
  • FredjoFredjo Member Posts: 477
    I'm offering 540kg of air securely stored in my house from my own personal collection.
  • salierisalieri Member Posts: 245
    edited November 2012
    Kirkor said:

    I can give you this nice, shiny brick. Hmm? It is so awesome. You know you want it.

    http://www.youtube.com/#/watch?v=lLKvponqV4Q
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