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[Soundset] Blackadder Soundset Collection

WresWres Member Posts: 6
edited March 11 in BGII:EE Mods

This is a collection of soundsets from the old BBC show 'Blackadder'. Recorded, edited, and agonized over by yours truly. If you've never heard of it then don't worry, I'm here to elucidate!

The First Soundset:

Titular 'hero' and sometime Elizabethan schmuck Edmund Blackadder is ready to assail you with his razor-sharp wit and sardonic responses. Best suited for greedy rogues and plotting court magicians.

The Second Soundset:

Baldrick is the genial dogsbody and steadfast manservant of Edmund Blackadder. Always quick with a questionable plan, he's best suited for panicky thieves and apologetic thugs.

The Third Soundset:

Lord Percy Percy is a fool, jester, and supremely underappreciated chum! Best suited for bards, rogues, and over-enthusiastic gentry.


The sound quality is as good as it's going to get. I've removed countless pops, cracks and snaps, as well as laugh tracks, background noise, coughing, etc., but I'm only one person with limited time on my hands. The audio source also has over thirty years on its neck, so there's that.


Source: Blackadder (all seasons and specials); Owned by BBC; Voiced by Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson, and Tim McInnerny, as Blackadder, Baldrick, and Lord Percy Percy respectively. This is a non-profit fancreation for private use only.




Just pop the audio files into your 'lang/XX_XX/sounds' folder, and the images in your 'portraits' folder in Documents (not the actual game folder).

List of Blackadder's sound files:
XXXXXXXa.wav : Battle Cry 1: "And if it's going to be done, it's got to be done in a single stroke by someone who actually owns an axe."
XXXXXXXb.wav : Becoming Leader: "My name is Edmund Blackadder and I'm the new minister in charge of religous genocide! Play straight with me you'll find me a considerate employer. But cross me, and you'll soon discover that under this playful, boyish exterior beats the heart of a ruthless, sadistic maniac!"
XXXXXXXc.wav : Tired: "Shove off, you old trout!"
XXXXXXXd.wav : Bored: "I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock, and sack of French porn!"
XXXXXXXe.wav : Badly Wounded: "The grave opens up before me like a...big hole in the ground!"
XXXXXXXf.wav : Selected 1: "Sometimes I'm nice...and sometimes I'm nasty."
XXXXXXXg.wav : Selected 2: "The Prince is young and foolish, and has a peanut for a brain."
XXXXXXXh.wav : Selected 3: "And make sure you think up a bloody good excuse!"
XXXXXXXi.wav : Action Acknowledgement 1: "Oh, damn."
XXXXXXXj.wav : Action Acknowledgement 2: "He's about as effective as a cat flap in an elephant house."
XXXXXXXk.wav : Action Acknowledgement 3: "Yet another tempting opportunity for suicide beckons!"
XXXXXXXl.wav : Being Hit: "You very small, total bastard!"
XXXXXXXm.wav : Dying: "Here lies Edmund Blackadder, and he's bloody annoyed!"
XXXXXXXn.wav : In Forest: "Yes... To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?"
XXXXXXXo.wav : In City: "One measly civil war in the entire history of England, and I'm on the wrong bloody side!"
XXXXXXXp.wav : In Dungeon: "Can you imagine the power!"
XXXXXXXq.wav : Daytime: "Now, the sort of person we're looking for is an aggressive, drunken lout with the intelligence of a four-year-old and the sexual sophistication of a donkey."
XXXXXXXr.wav : Nighttime: "Remember: The King. Is. Not. Hiding. Here!"
XXXXXXXs.wav : Action Acknowledgement 4: "Your head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants!"
XXXXXXXt.wav : Action Acknowledgement 5: "He's absolutely safe, as long as you keep your fat mouth shut!"
XXXXXXXu.wav : Action Acknowledgement 6: "I would shake your hand but I fear it would come off."
XXXXXXXv.wav : Action Acknowledgement 7: "I'll just go and tell them to fornicate off!"
XXXXXXXw.wav : Reaction to Party Member Death: "<sad violin music> If I die, Baldrick, do you think people would remember me?"
XXXXXXXx.wav : Rare Acknowledgement 1: "Baldrick, the ape creatures of the Indus have mastered this..."
XXXXXXXy.wav : Rare Acknowledgement 2: "You utter creep!"
XXXXXXXz.wav : Critical Hit Given: "May your head fall off at an awkward moment!"
XXXXXXX1.wav : Critical Miss: "<sarcastic laugh>"
XXXXXXX2.wav : Target Immune: "You must be joking!"
XXXXXXX3.wav : Inventory Full: "I would advice you to make the explanation you're about to give phenomenally good."
XXXXXXX4.wav : Successfully Picked A Pocket: "Well, I suppose somebody's got to do it, haven't they?"
XXXXXXX5.wav : Successfully Hid In Shadows: "Yep, I'm doing it! Lend me your costume."
XXXXXXX6.wav : Spell Disrupted: "Your breath comes straight form Satan's bottom!"
XXXXXXX7.wav : Set A Trap: "With a slight alteration your sick and sordid plan might just work!"
XXXXXXX8.wav : Battle Cry 2: "Prepare to die!"
XXXXXXX9.wav : Battle Cry 3: "You'd do anything for thirty pieces of silver, wouldn't you?"
XXXXXXX0.wav : Selected 6: "Oh God, it's pathetic!"
XXXXXXX_.wav : Action Acknowledgement 8: "If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start!"

Baldrick's sound files:
XXXXXXXa.wav : Battle Cry "There's a tavern in the town! IN the town!"
XXXXXXXb.wav : Becoming Leader "I am as stupid as I look, sir, but if I can help I will!"
XXXXXXXc.wav : Tired "I can't sleep, Mr Blackadder..."
XXXXXXXd.wav : Bored "With you at the helm, my lord, we cannot lose!"
XXXXXXXe.wav : Badly Wounded "They're gonna poke out your liver, turn me into rissole, and then suck on your exquisite floppily-doppelies!"
XXXXXXXf.wav : Selected 1 "Hurray!"
XXXXXXXg.wav : Selected 2 "There weren't any more children, so we had to settle for a dog instead."
XXXXXXXh.wav : Selected 3 "Yes?"
XXXXXXXi.wav : Action Acknowledgement 1 "Thank you very much."
XXXXXXXj.wav : Action Acknowledgement 2 "You can trust me, sir."
XXXXXXXk.wav : Action Acknowledgement 3 "One turnip!"
XXXXXXXl.wav : Being Hit "Well, sir, they can't say you didn't try."
XXXXXXXm.wav : Dying "Oh please, sir, don't kill me! I have a cunning plan to save the King!"
XXXXXXXn.wav : In Forest "Oh, that's different! I'd get a great, big turnip in the country."
XXXXXXXo.wav : In City "Well, I have heard there's good money to be made down the docks... Just stick a pink carnation in your hat and make the old sign."
XXXXXXXp.wav : In Dungeon "Oh, come on, Mr B! It's not as though we're gonna get murdered or anything the minute you leave, is it?"
XXXXXXXq.wav : Daytime "I can't tell you what it is unless you want to know, and you said you didn't want to know, and now I'm so confused I don't know where I live or what my name is."
XXXXXXXr.wav : Nighttime "Novel or navel, it sounds a bit like a bag of grapefruits to me."
XXXXXXXs.wav : Action Acknowledgement 4 "I am as stupid as I look, sir."
XXXXXXXt.wav : Action Acknowledgement 5 "Fair enough, my lord!"
XXXXXXXu.wav : Action Acknowledgement 6 "Don't despair, sir, something will pop up."
XXXXXXXv.wav : Action Acknowledgement 7 "Oh, does that mean I'll be butler?"
XXXXXXXw.wav : Reaction to Party Member Death "Goodbye you lazy, big-nosed, rubber-faced bastard!"
XXXXXXXx.wav : Rare Acknowledgement 1 "If I can help, I will."
XXXXXXXy.wav : Rare Acknowledgement 2 "My God, have you ever seen someone so obviously seething with jealousy?"
XXXXXXXz.wav : Critical Hit Given "I think he looks like a bird who's swallowed a plate, my lord."
XXXXXXX1.wav : Critical Miss "I suppose it's not one-hundred percent convincing."
XXXXXXX2.wav : Target Immune "Looked like a fat git to me."
XXXXXXX3.wav : Inventory Full "No, I ate that ages ago!"
XXXXXXX4.wav : Successfully Picked A Pocket "It was a thousand pounds, actually, sir! Plus tip!"
XXXXXXX5.wav : Successfully Hid In shadows "Right... Go!"
XXXXXXX6.wav : Spell Disrupted "Yeah..."
XXXXXXX7.wav : Set A Trap "Oh, I'm sorry, sir! It was just wild, silly, foolish plan."
XXXXXXX8.wav : Battle Cry 2 "Oh no, we're surrounded! What'll we do?"
XXXXXXX9.wav : Battle Cry 3 "I heard them plotting!"
XXXXXXX0.wav : Selected 6 "Something wrong, Mr B?"
XXXXXXX_.wav : Action Acknowledgement 8 "I can't see any subtle plan!"

Percy's sound files:
XXXXXXXa.wav : Battle Cry "Brilliant! Oh my God, here he comes!"
XXXXXXXb.wav : Becoming Leader "My name is Lord Percy and if you play fair by me you will find me a considerate employer. But if you cross me, by Jove!"
XXXXXXXc.wav : Tired "<arguing> I'm going to use it to prove that I killed a nobleman!"
XXXXXXXd.wav : Bored "Yes, how about some sort of game? How about a couple of frames of Shove-Piggy-Shove?"
XXXXXXXe.wav : Badly Wounded "<choking> Oh, dear! What an original perfume!"
XXXXXXXf.wav : Selected 1 "Well, my lord, one name does spring to mind."
XXXXXXXg.wav : Selected 2 "Oh, I'm so proud!"
XXXXXXXh.wav : Selected 3 "Shall I come too, my lord?"
XXXXXXXi.wav : Action Acknowledgement 1 "Well, we could if we wanted to."
XXXXXXXj.wav : Action Acknowledgement 2 "Perhaps, my lord!"
XXXXXXXk.wav : Action Acknowledgement 3 "It's ours, all ours!"
XXXXXXXl.wav : Being Hit "Torture me, kill me, you shall never know!"
XXXXXXXm.wav : Dying "We're doomed, dooooomed!"
XXXXXXXn.wav : In Forest "'Twas on the night of the great Stepney fire, and on that same terrible night, his house and all his other things completely vanished too!"
XXXXXXXo.wav : In City "Look, if you're not careful, all the children will dance about outside your window singing 'sourpuss' and 'grumpy face', and you wouldn't want that, now would you?"
XXXXXXXp.wav : In Dungeon "<suspenseful music> Hello, there..."
XXXXXXXq.wav : Daytime "Well, it's the King, actually!"
XXXXXXXr.wav : Nighttime "Ah, well! You remember that dying man we saw in the cottage?"
XXXXXXXs.wav : Action Acknowledgement 4 "But he's a fearful oink!"
XXXXXXXt.wav : Action Acknowledgement 5 "I don't know what you mean."
XXXXXXXu.wav : Action Acknowledgement 6 "We're very much in love, my lord!"
XXXXXXXv.wav : Action Acknowledgement 7 "Yes!"
XXXXXXXw.wav : Reaction to Party Member Death "He died a hero's death, giving his life that his friends might live."
XXXXXXXx.wav : Rare Select 1 "Just before we get in, we start shouting and screaming, and then we come in saying, 'We were just on our way when he said something traitorous, and so we cut his head off in the corridor to teach him a lesson!'"
XXXXXXXy.wav : Rare Select 2 "I'd like to see the Spaniard who can make his way past me!"
XXXXXXXz.wav : Critical Hit Given "Well, I've got the body, my lord, and I see you've got the head!"
XXXXXXX1.wav : Critical Miss "Whoops! Butter fingers!"
XXXXXXX2.wav : Target Immune "Well in that case, I'm going to shave!"
XXXXXXX3.wav : Inventory Full "Ahh, Edmund, can it be true? That I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green!"
XXXXXXX4.wav : Successfully Picked A Pocket "I've just proved that I'm a man. Look what I've found!"
XXXXXXX5.wav : Successfully Hid In shadows "Oh, how I would love to be an actor! I had a great talent for it in my youth. I was the man of a thousand faces!"
XXXXXXX6.wav : Spell Disrupted "No, no, I found it, it's mine!"
XXXXXXX7.wav : Set A Trap "Well, my lord, while Baldrick and I were preparing the turnip surprise, we had a surprise!"
XXXXXXX8.wav : Battle Cry 2 "Don't be ridiculous, Baldrick!"
XXXXXXX9.wav : Battle Cry 3 "I laugh in the face of fear and tweak the nose of the dreadful spindly killer fish!"
XXXXXXX0.wav : Selected 6 "My lord!"
XXXXXXX_.wav : Action Acknowledgement 8 "Oh, my lord, noble coz! What an honor!"

Update 2020-06-18: I've attached some samples, one from each soundset, so you can see what you're getting into.

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