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I just called my project members omnipresent authority figures

IkMarcIkMarc Member Posts: 552
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In an e-mail. "Dear omnipresent authority figures,"

Flame me.

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  • hummer010hummer010 Member Posts: 95
    No flame - that's pure awesome!
  • NonnahswriterNonnahswriter Member Posts: 2,520
    You, good sir, earn 200 billion bonus points!
  • TPSullivan1TPSullivan1 Member Posts: 30
    I seriously love this...
  • LegolpLegolp Member Posts: 14
    As long as you're not questioning the "mouse magic" that is making you do what they want, everything is fine. By the way, don't tell anything about "dragons with feet like rabbits" ...
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  • redlineredline Member Posts: 296
    I've used "Life is pretty good, you know?" on several occasions. No shame in that.
  • ZeratulZeratul Member Posts: 575
    You know you are addicted to baldur's gate when...........
  • EudaemoniumEudaemonium Member Posts: 3,199
    See, the only line I regularly quote from a game is from Mass Effect 2. Whenever anyone asked me how things are going I usually respond with Wrex's 'Better than feared, worse than hoped.'
  • reedmilfamreedmilfam Member Posts: 2,808
    I use lots of lines. My children are often rebuked and told to: "look into the beady eyes of my hamster, and change your ways."
  • CalmarCalmar Member Posts: 688
    Do you have a wise hamster to advise you, @reedmilfam? :)
  • reedmilfamreedmilfam Member Posts: 2,808
    @Calmar - Unfortunately, I don't. A pair of cats would love me to get one, though.
  • PugPugPugPug Member Posts: 560
    When they fire you, be sure to say "I've done had enough of this."
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    Did any of them respond as if they had heard that before?
  • LemernisLemernis Member, Moderator Posts: 4,318
    PugPug said:

    When they fire you, be sure to say "I've done had enough of this."

    Alright, that actually made me laugh out loud.
  • Excalibur_2102Excalibur_2102 Member Posts: 351
    @PugPug I like how you say "when", not "if" :p
  • GoddardGoddard Member Posts: 134
    That is what I think I will start calling some people I know.
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    edited March 2013
    PugPug said:

    When they fire you, be sure to say "I've done had enough of this."

    Either that or "Stop Touching meeeeee!"

    Or "One day I will Point and CLICK!"
  • IkMarcIkMarc Member Posts: 552
    the_spyder said:

    Did any of them respond as if they had heard that before?

    No, but that might just be because I mentioned in the same e-mail that there is no such think as 9 o'clock sharp on a Monday morning...
  • mzorichmzorich Member Posts: 34
    edited March 2013
    the_spyder said:

    PugPug said:

    When they fire you, be sure to say "I've done had enough of this."

    Either that or "Stop Touching meeeeee!"

    Or "One day I will Point and CLICK!"

    "To end... like this"
  • pcmodempcmodem Member Posts: 16
    Gorion would be proud of your actions!
  • mzorichmzorich Member Posts: 34
    mzorich said:

    the_spyder said:

    PugPug said:

    When they fire you, be sure to say "I've done had enough of this."

    Either that or "Stop Touching meeeeee!"

    Or "One day I will Point and CLICK!"

    "To end... like this"

    Or better yet...

    "As ye would have it. I likely would have put a dagger in ye eventually, but for now ye have been adequately useful" :)
  • IsandirIsandir Member Posts: 458
    There are so many fun ways you could do this...

    For the coworker who likes to pat you on the back all the time:
    "Don't touch me; I'm super-important!"

    For the overly talkative coworker:
    "Utterly amazing! You spoke so long, but you didn't say anything."
    "You know what I always say? 'Always kill the mouthy one.' That's what I always say."

    For the annoying coworker:
    "You are amusing, in a "what the hell is wrong with you" kind of way."

    For the coworker who never gets annoyed:
    "Everyone in town used to throw rocks at me and tell me I was annoying. I once knew this guy named Dilby. He threw rocks at me too. Are you gonna throw rocks at me? What about now?"

    For your underlings as they arrive for a meeting:
    "So...the stoic adventurers have found their way down to my lair."

    For the ambitious coworker:
    "You remind me of myself...before I was slaughtered and cast into the Abyss."

    For the boss who asks you to work overtime:
    "I've just about seen enough waking hours, slavedriver."

    I think that one might end the streak of BG references...
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