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Hi I'm Jon Irenicus and welcome to Jackass.

Drizzts_Fat_CousinDrizzts_Fat_Cousin Member Posts: 44
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Today I'll be attempting to destroy the elven pantheon with my sister Bodhi. BRB with results.

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  • ScourgeScourge Member Posts: 97
    There is nothing else beyond my revenge. Revenge for what Ellesime did to me, what the Seldarine did to me!
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    I think his build is more human warrior than elven mage.

    (Elves are supposed to be lithe, and mages aren't usually bulky either)
  • Drizzts_Fat_CousinDrizzts_Fat_Cousin Member Posts: 44
    kcwise said:

    He's a mage. He cast a strength spell before posing for that glamor shot. No doubt, he planned to use it on the evil archmage version of eHarmony.

    Funny you should mention that. I heard the whole beef between Joneleth and the Seldarine started when he caught Rillifane and Ellesime having an Evil Dead moment on the Tree of Life. Alas...he tried to use simulacrums to 'spice' things up in the bedroom but her needs could only be satisfied by the gods...and so began his downward spiral into the Abyss...
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    kcwise said:

    He's a mage. He cast a strength spell before posing for that glamor shot. No doubt, he planned to use it on the evil archmage version of eHarmony.

    Does strength get you ripped like that? I thought It was more subtle. Something I could cast in the morning without people noticing:)
  • TorinTorin Member Posts: 229
    This would be more fun if someone made a real twitter account called Jon Irenicus and left these comments there :)
  • TethorilofLathanderTethorilofLathander Member Posts: 427
    https://twitter.com/IrenicusJon

    "Mmm feck. I decided to have someone call me a cab rather than cruise from the pub. And it turns out the clocks got adjusted, which fucked me"

    Thoughtful Irenicus, could have been swarmed by Shadow Thieves #intelligencelevel18+
  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,782
    ^That is not Joneleth. Another doppelganger!
  • MeyahiMeyahi Member Posts: 143
    edited December 2014
    It is pretty simple for me: guy got dumped and started using drugs. Started his own gang and wanted to own all the things.

    Had he been born with a darker complexion:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg
  • Drizzts_Fat_CousinDrizzts_Fat_Cousin Member Posts: 44
    Meyahi said:

    It is pretty simple for me: guy got dumped and started using drugs. Started his own gang and wanted to own all the things.

    Had he been born with a darker complexion:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg

    I'm in love with the roll roll. I got 20's on my roll rolls. Improve alacrity I GOT IMPROVED ALACRITY. Snitch to the Cowled Wizards and I'll go loco. Banged Ellesime on da low low.
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