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Christmas Carol Parodies

kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
in Off-Topic
'Tis the season to be silly, so share with us all your beloved Christmas songs - but only the parodies please.

I'll kick off with one of my favourites

Good King Wenceslas cried out
I'll have a pizza Stephen!
From the shop by the roundabout
They're deep and crisp and even.

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  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    A thousand times this

    http://youtu.be/nfYx_013UuY
  • kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
    edited December 2014
    @FinneousPJ not the kind of Christmas Carol I meant, but I love that scene so much I'll forgive you! In fact I'll even post another clip.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9sKpDSAQ7I
  • kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
    @kcwise That's just brilliant! Just sung it with Mr kiwidoc looking over my shoulder and laughing.
  • kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
    @elminster this is just getting better and better. Very clever, very good!
  • kcwisekcwise Member Posts: 2,287
    I sure hope the Red-Nose Wizards of Thay don't hear about this!
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,315
    edited December 2014
    (Obviously sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

    Auril the Frostmaiden, was a rather bitter soul,
    With a spear of ice and a frosty axe, and a heart as cold as snow.

    Auril the Frostmaiden, is a fairytale, they say.
    She was master of snow, and the children know she will end all warmth one day.

    There must have been some magic in the sword the children found,

    For when they hit that goblins head he was frozen to the ground!

    Oh, Auril the Frostmaiden, was alive as she could be;
    and the children say she could laugh and play,
    once she brought cold and agony.

    Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
    look at her Frost Giants go.

    Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
    over the hills of snow.

    Auril the Frostmaiden, knew the sun was hot that day,
    so she said, "go run" and she had some fun, and sent a blizzard on the way.
    Post edited by elminster on
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