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What are your favourite dialouge and banters?

ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
in General Discussion (Spoiler Warning!)
Please share screenshots of your favourite dialouges and banters from Baldur's Gate, Icewind Dale and Neverwinter Nights 2. (Also, if not apparent, please specify the context of the scene.)

I need these for reasons >.>

K, thanks.

Also, please put all Siege of Dragonspear stuff in spoiler tags since a good chunk of people here didn't get to finish that one yet.

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  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    Nothing yet, really? Okay, then I am just gonna spill the beans, I guess :I
    I am gonna cherry pick the ones I like the most and draw them as comics.
    Now start posting, my minons! *whip crack*
  • JumboWheat01JumboWheat01 Member Posts: 1,028
    Pretty much just take anything that comes out of Minsc's mouth, and you're golden on my end.

    http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Minsc

    I mean that seriously. ANYTHING that comes out of his mouth.
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    I do love Minsc and the stuff he says, but those are all one-liners.
    I don't think I can make a comicstrip from a one-liner :/
  • SilverstarSilverstar Member Posts: 2,207
    Does it count if it's from a mod?




    Also, the screenshot for it is all kind of blurry and bad, but there is this:
    Jan: So Viconia, I suppose you must be a drow, eh?
    Viconia: Speak not to your betters, surface slave.
    Jan: My brother, Elgar Buttercup, had skin the shade of charcoal, too. Well, technically it WAS charcoal. He died in a nasty fire, you see.
    Viconia: You do love the sound of your own voice, don't you gnome?
    Jan: My own voice? Heartless wench! Do you not know? I am deaf. I have never heard the sound of my own voice. I read lips... (sob)... only lips...
    Viconia: Deaf? Truly? In the Underdark the deaf are killed or used in pain threshold experiments.
    Jan: I heard that! In fact, it reminds me of the time I was eaten by an avatar of Lolth. I was stuck inside her stomach with a miserable drow called Biffle Chump for days. Of course, I was forced to eat him. A matter of survival, you understand. Nothing personal. He tasted a bit like chicken.
    Viconia: How is it that you travel with such a wee buffoon?
    Marius: Truthfully, it all goes back to the time that Jan's cousin, Plooty Paladin-piper, got caught in a nasty flesh golem eating contest...
    Jan: Aye, Plooty had a way of attracting golems. Brilliant, really. You start with a saucer of milk - golems are suckers for milk...
    Viconia: I refuse to listen to this.
  • fkirenicusfkirenicus Member Posts: 331
    Yoshimo's conversation with Edwina in BG2 is just hilarious. :D
  • sarevok57sarevok57 Member Posts: 6,051
    never fear @Buttercheese I am here to save the day:















  • AchterkladAchterklad Member Posts: 114
    My favourite dialogue (to date) comes from the Icewind Dale NPCs mod, during the final portion of the game.
    When you're transported back to Easthaven before confronting Belhifet, there's a great banter if you enter the Winter's Cradle Tavern, where your companions first introduced themselves to you. One of your followers suggests that they all reintroduce themselves to the party, to see how their experiences and adventures throughout the game have changed them. It was surprisingly touching to see Korin's newfound humility, Neera's broadened horizons, Holvir's unbroken resolve, and the love between Severn and Teri. When it was my character's turn to introduce herself again, there were chills up my spine; I realised that she wasn't the same woman she was at the start of the game at all.
    The mod really had character development in mind, and I can't thank @Kulyok enough for making it. For me, it made the game perfect. Are you going to pay me now, @Kulyok?
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