(Charname places the moonblade, souvenir cup, and that other knick-knack on the altar of Rillifane.)
Avatar of Rillifane appears.
Avatar of Rillifane: **NO MORE SHALL THE TEMPLE BE DEFILED.**
Charname: Please, could you stop shouting with the all caps? It's very--
Avatar of Rillifane: **THE AVATAR OF THE GREAT OAK STANDS BEFORE YOU, MORTALS. WHAT TRANSPIRES HERE THAT REQUIRES THE ATTENTION OF THE LEAFLORD?**
Charname: Wait, seriously? You don't know? The mage, Jon Irenicus--
Avatar of Rillifane: **AH, THE EXILE HAS RETURNED.**
Charname: Yeah, I know. That's what I'm trying--
Avatar of Rillifane: **HE WHO WAS ONCE OF THE ELVES BUT IS NO LONGER SURVIVES YET. ONCE AGAIN HE COMMITS HIS SACRILEGE AGAINST THE TREE OF LIFE.**
Charname: Yes, backstory, I know. Listen--
Avatar of Rillifane: **THE EXILE PROTECTS HIMSELF WITH POWER THAT CORRUPTS NATURE. I CANNOT TOUCH HIM.**
Charname: Are you f'n serious.
Avatar of Rillifane: **HE HOLDS SHE WHO IS OF MY BLOOD IMPRISONED WITHIN CORRUPTION. HE USES HER LINK TO THE TREE OF LIFE TO DRAIN ITS POWER.**
Charname: Yeah, I know, I had a dream about that. Can't you just--
Avatar of Rillifane: **THE EXILE SEEKS TO JOIN THE SELDARINE. THE EXILE SEEKS TO BECOME A GOD, AS HE SOUGHT IT ONCE BEFORE. THE FIRST OF THE SELDARINE WOULD NEVER PERMIT IT . . . TREE OF LIFE . . . SPIRITS OF THIS WOOD . . . OUR CHILDREN . . . **
(Charname dozes off a bit, despite the shoutiness.)
Avatar of Rillifane: **DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID, MORTAL???!!!**
Charname: Huh? Oh, yes. I got the gist ten minutes ago. Save your tree. Rescue the queen. Stop Irenicus. Listen, I can't do any of that if your stupidarse--
(Jaheira coughs.)
Charname: “--if your followers won't unlock the palace gates for me. Comprende?
Avatar of Rillifane: **THE EXILE BLOCKS YOUR WAY, SEALING THE WAY TO THE GREAT PALACE.**
Charname: **I KNOW! I JUST SAID THAT!**
Avatar of Rillifane: **HA! WHO'S SHOUTY NOW, MORTAL? ANYWAY, I'LL JUST WAVE MY HAND AND UNLOCK THE GATE. I CAN DO NO MORE.**
Charname: That's it? That is literally all you can do? Unlock a f'n door?
Avatar of Rillifane: **SILENCE! THE LEAFLORD IS GOING BACK TO WATCHING 'GAME OF THRONES' RIGHT NOW AND MUST NOT BE DISTURBED!**
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(Charname places the moonblade, souvenir cup, and that other knick-knack on the altar of Rillifane.)
Avatar of Rillifane appears.
Avatar of Rillifane: **NO MORE SHALL THE TEMPLE BE DEFILED.**
Charname: Please, could you stop shouting with the all caps? It's very--
Avatar of Rillifane: **THE AVATAR OF THE GREAT OAK STANDS BEFORE YOU, MORTALS. WHAT TRANSPIRES HERE THAT REQUIRES THE ATTENTION OF THE LEAFLORD?**
Charname: Wait, seriously? You don't know? The mage, Jon Irenicus--
Avatar of Rillifane: **AH, THE EXILE HAS RETURNED.**
Charname: Yeah, I know. That's what I'm trying--
Avatar of Rillifane: **HE WHO WAS ONCE OF THE ELVES BUT IS NO LONGER SURVIVES YET. ONCE AGAIN HE COMMITS HIS SACRILEGE AGAINST THE TREE OF LIFE.**
Charname: Yes, backstory, I know. Listen--
Avatar of Rillifane: **THE EXILE PROTECTS HIMSELF WITH POWER THAT CORRUPTS NATURE. I CANNOT TOUCH HIM.**
Charname: Are you f'n serious.
Avatar of Rillifane: **HE HOLDS SHE WHO IS OF MY BLOOD IMPRISONED WITHIN CORRUPTION. HE USES HER LINK TO THE TREE OF LIFE TO DRAIN ITS POWER.**
Charname: Yeah, I know, I had a dream about that. Can't you just--
Avatar of Rillifane: **THE EXILE SEEKS TO JOIN THE SELDARINE. THE EXILE SEEKS TO BECOME A GOD, AS HE SOUGHT IT ONCE BEFORE. THE FIRST OF THE SELDARINE WOULD NEVER PERMIT IT . . . TREE OF LIFE . . . SPIRITS OF THIS WOOD . . . OUR CHILDREN . . . **
(Charname dozes off a bit, despite the shoutiness.)
Avatar of Rillifane: **DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID, MORTAL???!!!**
Charname: Huh? Oh, yes. I got the gist ten minutes ago. Save your tree. Rescue the queen. Stop Irenicus. Listen, I can't do any of that if your stupidarse--
(Jaheira coughs.)
Charname: “--if your followers won't unlock the palace gates for me. Comprende?
Avatar of Rillifane: **THE EXILE BLOCKS YOUR WAY, SEALING THE WAY TO THE GREAT PALACE.**
Charname: **I KNOW! I JUST SAID THAT!**
Avatar of Rillifane: **HA! WHO'S SHOUTY NOW, MORTAL? ANYWAY, I'LL JUST WAVE MY HAND AND UNLOCK THE GATE. I CAN DO NO MORE.**
Charname: That's it? That is literally all you can do? Unlock a f'n door?
Avatar of Rillifane: **SILENCE! THE LEAFLORD IS GOING BACK TO WATCHING 'GAME OF THRONES' RIGHT NOW AND MUST NOT BE DISTURBED!**
(Avatar of Rillifane disappears.)
Dorn: Pathetic.