Share Your Baldur's Gate/D&D Jokes
Schneidend
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Why do warriors get eaten by monsters so often?
...Because they have such good tac0s!
...Because they have such good tac0s!
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...Because he was a chicken!
(If you don't get it, then perhaps you don't do much of your own cooking ... ask your mother what a "hob" is.)
Q: What did the Queen say to the newly-hatched Umber Hulk? A: Another one bites the dust!
Q: What did the stealthed Ranger say when he snuck up behind a Miniature Giant Space Hamster? A: Boo!
Q: What did Minsc say when trying to sneak in stealth past a nest of Beholders? A: Don't go for the Eyes, Boo!
Q: What would Minsc have said if he could be dualled to Thief? A: Full plate and packing steal!
[Arghh, enough of this rubbish, I'm even groaning at this lot myself, and I only just made them up!]
...Get out.
Owlbear.
It speaks for itself.
Knock, Knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who?
A drow, a necromancer, an insane dwarf and the illegitimate son of a Dead god walk into a bar. Nah, you probably know how that one comes out.
Not used.
I said I knew exactly how I'd overpower a party of clerics. "You arrive at the fortress. The door is locked."
A: One, as longs as hes a werebear
As he would say; "This is a very good thread.........for me to poop on!"
Joke:
Bhaal saves. In case he is hungry later. (yeah, an old Cthulu joke, but it still works).