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Best lines in dialogue. Ever. *SPOILERS*

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  • Aron740Aron740 Member Posts: 153

    There's a fantastic NWN2 mod called Path of Evil
    http://neverwinter2.nexusmods.com/mods/18/?
    You get to play as the bad guy, and run through a truly evil campaign.

    At certain points you'll bump into parties of adventurers and get the opportunity to taunt them. My favorite was "Why is it that all paladins use great swords? Do you think they're compensating for something?"

    That's amazing!!
  • KaltzorKaltzor Member Posts: 1,050
    edited November 2013
    Hmmm... Find someone rich, and kill them. Then, find someone richer, and kill them too! Hack and slash your way to fortune! Woo-hoo!

    Or alternatively, What's my status? Well since when do you care about me unless I'm impaled in somethings guts?!
  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,208
    From Edwin's postscript after ToB:

    "His only notable appearance following this embarrassment was in battle with Elminster of Shadowdale himself, a short affair that saw the ending of Edwin's existence in the Realms. Edwina, however, tends bar in a Waterdeep tavern. She is a bitter, bitter woman."

    I still can't read it without chuckling!
  • jscohenjscohen Member Posts: 117
    I literally burst out laughing when the guy in Nashkel taunted Rasaad as a "kickpuncher".
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited November 2013
    Jan jansen declares that he was a god, back in the 03' he says, he's such a liar.
    And when he calls "Ano" to Anomen? :P And when you can say I come from the land of the nude nymphs to the Flaming Fist Guard?? :Pimage
    And nobody mentioned Salvanas, nor that lady searching for Rumar in the Copper Coronet :P
  • MathsorcererMathsorcerer Member Posts: 3,042
    jscohen said:

    I literally burst out laughing when the guy in Nashkel taunted Rasaad as a "kickpuncher".

    The only thing that would be funnier would be if Rasaad would have replied "boot to the head".

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