Best lines in dialogue. Ever. *SPOILERS*
Aron740
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I almost fell out of my chair when I read this. Still can't look at the screenshot without laughing!
(The last line is best!)
Anyone else have any great line in dialogue they want to share?
(The last line is best!)
Anyone else have any great line in dialogue they want to share?
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A woman is asking for your help in finding her husband. You do, only the skin explodes off his bones and his skeleton attacks you.
When you meet the distraught lady again, the conversation can basicly go like:
"Did you find my husband?"
"I did lady and man is he dead. His skin just ripped off like SCRRRRATCH and blood was flying everywhere! It was totally awesome!"
Jan: No, lass, I’m not hurt and the limp is not new. I’ve had it as long as you’ve known me. 'Tis a wooden leg you see. I was smuggling crackers into Waterdeep several years back. The Council had outlawed them due to near constant cracker-related debauchery, you see... I couldn’t let THAT pass. The Council had sealed off all ports and mobilized the army to stop all cracker entry. The city was shut down, martial law was declared and people huddled in their homes for fear and want of crackers. I could not stand idly by while such persecution was visited on the somewhat innocent peoples of Waterdeep. So I smuggled crackers. Salted, unsalted, and herb-riddled alike, it mattered not. All came in and all were consumed in secret orgies of cracker-related tomfoolery. Then came the unpleasant business with the hanging. I hadn’t seen Picklefeather’s eyes bulge like that since that Wyvern kicked him in the ba... (Oops! Innocent elvish lass, have to watch the tongue) uh... in the arm. (Yes, that will do.) The moral of the story is, you reap what you sow. I still own a warehouse full of saltines. I send a box each year to all my friends. Seem to have fewer friends each year as a result, but that's to be expected.
Aerie: What does that have to do with your wooden leg?
Jan: What wooden leg? I have no wooden leg.
I am Dinkamus Littlelog and I come in search of the holy groundhog.
I am Foolio Displasius, Destroyer of the Seven Suns! Raagh!
DIE! POND SCUM!
Maybe your grandiose vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for an insufficiency in the nether regions of your anatomy
"wow. You talked so long and didn't say anything."
Perfect for everyday use
That is my favorite quote in any game, really
Especially the one asking Rasaad, whether his brother has dropped some good loot.
And Jan. Jan is the Heroic Sociopath, Unreliable Narrator and Cloudcuckoolander in one compact frame.
Always a delight.
"You know what I always say? Always kill the mouthy one, that's what I always say."
"We're a horde of rampaging Terrasques! KRIE! KRIE!"
"We're from the land of naked frolicking nymphs! Hee hee!"
And my favorite which I shall type from memory...
"Okay, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, PATIENCE! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the Nine Hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a 20-foot rusty halberd! Have I made myself perfectly CLEAR?!?"
You: You want to know what I always say? "Always kill the mouthy one," that's what I always say.
Drasus: HAW! A good saying! I will use your head for a puppet and make it say it over and over while we drink large amounts of mead! Life is pretty good, you know?
There's something about a character I made up myself having a voice determined by the game makers that I just don't like.
Charname: You want to know what I always say? "Always kill the mouthy one." That's what I always say.
Great response:
Drasus: HAW! A good saying! I will use your head for a puppet and make it say it over and over while we drink large amounts of mead! Life is pretty good, you know?
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hey.. i remember very well that dialogue choice too.. especially with a bard blade as main charname!.. *D... option 2. made me think 'hey, but you ARe a bard, you *ù**ù*ù!!' -oops, but that's me who is supposed to say that...*))
...another funny line in that rasaad ending part quest is if you have Viconia with you (she venerates Shar..^!).. too little dialogues/banter from her, could have been much better / more hilarious (why i took her especially for rasaad ending, expecting very well she could have some funnny little reactions.. *D ) ; at a time, she tries to convince Rasaad to join Shar (of course)... but insisting and telling her to shut up (~~).. she just replied, before total silence, a final...... '..... BAH!'. lol.. i was expecting a little bit more (rampage, total carnage, whatever?!) ).... pity!...but was kinda funny as expected a little, even if a little kinda disappointing, hehe.. *;//
http://neverwinter2.nexusmods.com/mods/18/?
You get to play as the bad guy, and run through a truly evil campaign.
At certain points you'll bump into parties of adventurers and get the opportunity to taunt them. My favorite was "Why is it that all paladins use great swords? Do you think they're compensating for something?"