Non-sense poll.
If you find something, some-a-thing, that makes sense, you must be right, right-as-hell.
The question is: "Do you want cookies??"
And, Don't... Forget to... Raise.. me.
The question is: "Do you want cookies??"
And, Don't... Forget to... Raise.. me.
- Non-sense poll.54 votes
- What the hell...?5.56%
- Well, I know this is senseless but, "we will, we will rock you!! Rock you!! BURN YOU!! BURN YOU!!!"0.00%
- You okay? You mad? Theres no answer for such-a-thing.0.00%
- Tell me, what can change the nature of a man?29.63%
- I am the Lord of Chaos, so I can choose these SuperB option and... I SHALL RULE AGAIN!!5.56%
- I want cookiezzz, yezz give me cookiezzzz!!9.26%
- Hold out me ya' Jink, you berk!! (Alms, Alms for the poor!)1.85%
- Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!!!16.67%
- Do you even know WHOM you face? You will suffer, you will ALL suffer!!27.78%
- Yes, thank you for the cookies, wait, were they poison... *cough* *cough* Only take me to a licensed cleric... Agh!!3.70%
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Give up?
Your liver, kidneys, lungs and pancreas will be removed and pickled in glass jars.
You will have your brain removed via your left nostril and discarded. (Ran out of jars...)
Your sacred name will be etched onto parchment then sowed into your skin.
You will be doused in scented oils and pungent embalming fluid.
Finally you will be wrapped in the finest strands of white linen and entombed beneath 134 ft of sandstone arranged to strict pyramidal alignments.
Then. AND ONLY THEN. Will I allow you to make another vacuous poll.
@etalgoc You Arioch?? Xiombarg??
@Drugar I didn't knew that you talked like a Ghoul...
(I swear there is a vampiric conspiracy that they will suck the life out D&D and change the the meaning of Buffs forever...)
But can they shuffle?
No.
It was early in the morning.
@Anduin they can dance Harlem Shuffle as well
You're a sick sick moo cow CrevsDaak.
Yes, why do you ask?
@demented I am your father, not a cow.
-Don't forget the Aganazzar before 'hand'...
-Hahahah .. ... hh... Hold ...
I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERE IS AN ANSWER AND I AM MAD MAYBE.
ALSO I AM IN NEED FOR A CAPS UNLOCK KEY.
AND I like eating shoes, who doesn't?
Cookie Milkshake
I AM THE LORD OF MURDER, MORTALS!!!!!!!
And I am deeply bored, I don't have BG2:EE and I have 3 (damned) months of holidays.
Recharge every app device,
Check each clock in the house twice,
Pile the laundry up to the sky,
Wait until the pigs will fly!
Read an Icelandic saga or two,
Eat a chocolate, or more than a few,
Find some cheese and start to grate,
Learn what Bilbo Baggins hates.
Polish wood (and furniture too)
Get killed by tigers in the zoo
Come back to life through paradox
Try to match up every sock.
Sing the song stuck in my head,
Spend 10 hours each day in bed,
Then write an epic for Baldur's Gate
Scrub the dogs and sweep the plates.
Put up lights for Christmas trees
And other pagan mysteries
Roll the dice to see if I'm drunk
Avoid the roadkill: it's a skunk.
Go outside and dig a hole,
Make a poem for a non-sense poll
Go online and look for mates:
THAT'S what Bilbo Baggins hates.
...this is why I patently avoid being bored.
Inspire Giggles +1
EDIT: I WAS KIDDING, THE ONLY THING MORE RANDOM THAM ME IS @LadyRhian posting videos from YouTube.
I thought i don't bother with creating an insane thread, i'll rather raise a good old one.