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  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,606
    F2 was the best when it came to humor.
  • BjjorickBjjorick Member Posts: 1,208
    yeah, i loved the many star trek references, and though i always got the shuttle crash scene with all the dead red shirts, i never noticed the phaser until like my 4th play-though. i always found the fuzzy elvis picture (that might have been the ufo crash site?) man, i miss f2, really wish van buren would have been released instead of that bethesdia monstrosity.
  • Dannen6272Dannen6272 Member Posts: 28
    Certainly one of the most memorable trolls i encountered, but the XP you got from running him out of things to say was worth the annoyance.
  • GaaraGaara Member Posts: 26
    Saemon Havarian is definitely the one that made my day (BG2) :)
  • NalrashidoNalrashido Member Posts: 31
    edited April 2013
    I killed Noober cause he was that annoying. With a Crit
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  • francofranco Member Posts: 507
    I killed him once. Now I just take off and outrun him to the edge of the screen.
  • MilesBeyondMilesBeyond Member Posts: 324
    Since this thread somehow got resurrected, I thought I'd find out just how good he is. Ctrl-Q'd him into my party. Unfortunately, the game crashes when you try to level him up :(

    However, I could probably use SK to assign him a class... Jester seems appropriate...
  • WebShamanWebShaman Member Posts: 490
    Too unrealistic - he would have been killed years ago, before you even met him...and since Edwin is right over there, on that bridge - I think all you might have noticed of Noober is a small pile of ashes.

    Now, if they would have made him a joinable NPC...hehe. That would be untoppable!

    *click* What about now?
  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,606
    That goes with any NPC from the Elder Scrolls games.
    Chippy said:

    How could I not love Noober? He inspired every NPC in skyrim, bless him.

  • KidCarnivalKidCarnival Member Posts: 3,747
    The greatest NPC ever is Sleeping Dwarf. Oh if only he'd wake up to grace our ears with his epic tale...
  • smeagolheartsmeagolheart Member Posts: 7,963
    well I guess he is memberable
  • SouthpawSouthpaw Member Posts: 2,026
    remember Neeber - I think in BG2? Almost the same NPC. Bugs you, until you kill him.
    #VideoGameCrueltyPotential
  • LemernisLemernis Member, Moderator Posts: 4,318
    Neeber is Noober's cousin I believe (in-game I think it is mentioned that he is, no?)
  • Magnus_GrelichMagnus_Grelich Member Posts: 361
    I prefer Daer'Ragh. And his spam of freaking PHOENIX GUARDS!!
  • brtl33brtl33 Member Posts: 17
    Biff the understudy. especially in BG 1.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Lemernis said:

    Neeber is Noober's cousin I believe (in-game I think it is mentioned that he is, no?)

    I think they just act similar I don't think there is any established familial relations between the two beyond the similarity of their names.
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  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Samus said:

    elminster said:

    Lemernis said:

    Neeber is Noober's cousin I believe (in-game I think it is mentioned that he is, no?)

    I think they just act similar I don't think there is any established familial relations between the two beyond the similarity of their names.
    Perhaps the familiarity is a result inbreeding due to membership of an alien worshiping cult of some sort?
    Sounds plausible.
  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,606
    Inbreeding is part of Noobers problem.
  • dementeddemented Member Posts: 388
    I didn't know who Noober was and so I looked it up. The first result was called "Tolerating Noober". Hm, it almost sounds like a poorly written parody of a Jane Austen novel.
  • SylphSylph Member Posts: 210
    elminster said:

    Samus said:

    elminster said:

    Lemernis said:

    Neeber is Noober's cousin I believe (in-game I think it is mentioned that he is, no?)

    I think they just act similar I don't think there is any established familial relations between the two beyond the similarity of their names.
    Perhaps the familiarity is a result inbreeding due to membership of an alien worshiping cult of some sort?
    Sounds plausible.
    I think it sounds...fishy >_>
  • mylegbigmylegbig Member Posts: 292
    Chippy said:

    How could I not love Noober? He inspired every NPC in skyrim, bless him.

    One of the reasons why I could never get into that game.
  • GodGod Member Posts: 1,150
    He is one of these persons that don't get any noober. In terms of noobity, he is amongst the very best characters. But certainly he is not the greatest of all noobites.
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