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Noober, the greatest NPC ever?

SynergeticSynergetic Member Posts: 69
edited August 2012 in Archive (General Discussion)
  1. Noober, the greatest NPC ever?214 votes
    1. Yes
      42.06%
    2. No
      57.94%
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  • SynergeticSynergetic Member Posts: 69
    Or perhaps the most annoying? :3
  • SynergeticSynergetic Member Posts: 69
    That is a scary SCARY thought. I would definatley have to throw rocks at him then.
  • Gun19Gun19 Member Posts: 48
    Would be great if you could recruit him, he could annoy enemies to death! :-)
  • SynergeticSynergetic Member Posts: 69
    By the way his theme song is ofically "Hey Ya" by Outkast.

    Noober really needs to have his own music video.
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    How about now?
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  • Tr_ondTr_ond Member Posts: 496
    edited August 2012
    Last time i played BG1 i considered leaving the plate alone to avoid him.
  • JarlaxleJarlaxle Member Posts: 105
    Noober, the troll-NPC.
  • ShinShin Member Posts: 2,344
    He's ok, but there are better ones.
  • shawneshawne Member Posts: 3,239
    Heya! Heya! Heya! :)
  • masterdesbaxtermasterdesbaxter Member Posts: 51
    Best case scenario, he absorbs one of Angelo's arrows of detonation.
    Seriously, though, he's one of the funnier, but the moment that made me laugh the most (as far as I recall) was Lurze the Ogre and the player's deft evasion of battle by confusing the poor stupid beast. Good times.
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    I talk to him until I get the XP, then I kill him. I don't think you lose reputation for killing him.
  • CheesebellyCheesebelly Member Posts: 1,727
    Technically speaking, you should GAIN reputation for killing him XD

    Poor Noober. I love him otherwise :p
  • mch202mch202 Member Posts: 1,455
    Synergetic said:

    That is a scary SCARY thought. I would definatley have to throw rocks at him then.

    Try throwing rocks with a sling, its more effective ;-)
  • Sir_CarnifexSir_Carnifex Member Posts: 47
    Noober is one of the few characters that I was sorely tempted to kill. Characters that you don't have to kill, that is.
  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    I think that technically speaking, beamdog should switch noobers alignment to chaotic evil
  • SacherySachery Member Posts: 33
    I dont play as evil, but he keep on going and going. So I take it as a attack from him and kill him every time.
  • LordsDarkKnight185LordsDarkKnight185 Member Posts: 615
    Great does not mean, good. it means the most

    Noober is the greatest at being annoying.
  • PaheejPaheej Member Posts: 126
    Sachery said:

    I dont play as evil, but he keep on going and going. So I take it as a attack from him and kill him every time.

    I don't always play an evil character, however when I play BG, I always kill Noober.
  • DragonspearDragonspear Member Posts: 1,838
    He's a free experience and reputation drop. Plus he also tests how fast you can spam your enter key.
  • lmaoboatlmaoboat Member Posts: 72
    LordsDarkKnight185 said:

    Great does not mean, good. it means the most

    Noober is the greatest at being annoying.

    great (grt)
    adj. great·er, great·est
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    6. Of outstanding significance or importance: a great work of art.
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    8. Superior in quality or character; noble: "For he was great, ere fortune made him so" (John Dryden).
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    10. Eminent; distinguished: a great leader.
  • Twilight_FoxTwilight_Fox Member Posts: 448
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    Quick Save/take a break
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    edited August 2012
    I think that an evil option for dealing with Noober, if you know about the mage in the graveyard, is to tell him (once he is done annoying you) that there is a very talkative mage in the graveyard he should speak to.
  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,606
    He's the best one to take a Flamestrike spell.
  • SynergeticSynergetic Member Posts: 69
    CoM_Solaufein said:

    He's the best one to take a Flamestrike spell.

    Sad...... :(
  • KerozevokKerozevok Member Posts: 695
    No.. It's Portalbendarwinden. :)
  • LemernisLemernis Member, Moderator Posts: 4,318
    edited August 2012
    He is amusing... once. After that not so much.
  • BjjorickBjjorick Member Posts: 1,208
    actually, i always think the game is broken when i reach noober and he keeps saying how about now? I guess they need to give you an equipable rock item in your inventory that you can throw at him to get rid of him without killing him. maybe a -1 reputation, but the full drop of killing an 'innocent'.

    or they could make him even more annoying, get rid of the xp reward, and make him a true infinite loop. like he'll never stop saying how about now, and soooo many players will be waiting and waiting for him to stop. would be a great way to troll the players just a bit further :)
  • LRECLREC Member Posts: 68
    Friends, have we forgotten Nexlit?
  • BjjorickBjjorick Member Posts: 1,208
    lol i just remembered, do you gues remember in fallout 2, the special ummm, event??? forget what they're called, but when moving on the map, you find them like the monty python bridge, etc.

    anyways there was a spammer there, reminds me of noober, and the whole village got together and killed him while you watched? I loved that the guy never stopped spamming even while he was dying, and everyone's reaction when he was finally dead :)
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