Realize I am one gender away from a harem party but need Raseed for new content.
Realize I have a belt of gender change.
Be me. Be a bard.
Have a harem party.
Just wondering, was Rasaad shirtless when you put on the belt?
You mean when Rasaad put the belt on himself with absolutely no help or suggestions from CHARNAME as per my head cannon?
It depends utterly on witch situation would be more hilarious. Oddly, I imagine Rasaad the sort who would not find nudity awkward, though he would find he'd suddenly need to completely relearn how to fight to adjust to sudden extra weight in the chest area regardless.
Ah, I imagined it to be your bard telling Rasaad to take one for the team. Now I know.
Agree that Rasaad would not find nudity awkward. In my mind though it's because he's sooo pure and innocent, and would be the kind of person who thinks a tavern wench is "just trying to be friends."
I have to agree, finding Lilarcor for the first time was so awesome... Absolutely hilarious! I love that sword and get it every game now (and it's damn powerful too).
There was also those cannibalistic halflings at the Sphere... one of those told something like I was a good meal - and he said so to Korgan... then I clicked to attack and he split his best catchphrase: "Let us see what yer guts are looking like!" I could almost see the face of the hafling turning to dispair...
In Saradush where you talk to the Captain about investigating who the traitor was, one of the dialogue options is: "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
Not anything super funny, just the timing of it kind of made me laugh. After reading the other thread about Shank, I just wanted to test a couple of things (hence my character's name) and this happened:
It was the first swing my character made in the game. With a brand new weapon. What the hell, Shank...
In 1: The map where 3 monsters give you their autograph.
In ToSC: The werewolf island, the moment when you learn about their identities and plots for you. Especially when you discover that have mated with a wild wolf woman. And she gives you flowers, too! A ha ha...
In 2: The entire issue about banning magic in public, and the corrupted oficial, pay to get, or do a favor to get, pass, which allows you free magic usage.
In ToB: The "evil" lich that deals in souls and soulstones, and how stupidly is tricked by us. I mean, it spent years upon years forging pacts and collecting souls, posing of as a very evil entity, and ultimately, is being so easily deceived, like stealing candy from baby (merchant, daughter, and her soul).
Gantolandan: "*zzz*Wait, I don't own a cat. Who's there?" PC: I'm a stray, go back to sleep. Ssshhh. Gantolandan: "*YAWN* That makes sense. G'nite kitty... *zzz*"
Gantolandan: "*grmble* Noisiest talking cat I ever... wait, what did I say? Noisiest talking ca... guards! GUARDS!"
Best BG1 minor NPC in the game, hands down. He's so memorable I actually typed this all out from memory (not 100% accurate I think... I never stay long enough to get the last bit)
Found myself in the demon knight room in the Underdark with my hack'n'slash party absolutely devoid of summons; didn't think I'd need to keep items for it around either. It hurt my logistical mind to even consider coming back from the surface with something. So anyway, I know the altar isn't so picky as to require an animal sacrifice as I have had it work with pretty much any minion I've put there. So I rested in the room, hoping for drow to spawn and be dominated by my spare circlet. They did spawn. On the altar. One was sacrificed immediately. How kind of them.
There I was doing Neera's romance, when she approaches me and we agree that I'll come to her the next time we rest. Then right after that talk, Lilarcor, who was being wielded by CHARNAME, screams: "Let's see whats inside this one ! Yeah !!!"
I don't think she liked it very much... Or maybe she did... Being Chaotic Neutral and all... hehe
So I'm doing Hexxat's and Dorn's romances at the same time in one game (don't judge me) and we're standing in Vyatri's Pub. Dorn comes up to me and picks a fight--literally--he goes red and makes me beat the crap out of him so the game can continue.
While I'm doing this, Hexxat comes up to me and she's like, "I see how you've been looking at me," and acts like I've been flirting with her. While I'm beating Dorn with a stick.
Seriously, these two are awful, but put them together and it's kind of hilarious.
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It depends utterly on witch situation would be more hilarious. Oddly, I imagine Rasaad the sort who would not find nudity awkward, though he would find he'd suddenly need to completely relearn how to fight to adjust to sudden extra weight in the chest area regardless.
Agree that Rasaad would not find nudity awkward. In my mind though it's because he's sooo pure and innocent, and would be the kind of person who thinks a tavern wench is "just trying to be friends."
Always cracks me up
It was the first swing my character made in the game. With a brand new weapon. What the hell, Shank...
He really is a meanie.
In 1:
The map where 3 monsters give you their autograph.
In ToSC:
The werewolf island, the moment when you learn about their identities and plots for you. Especially when you discover that have mated with a wild wolf woman. And she gives you flowers, too! A ha ha...
In 2:
The entire issue about banning magic in public, and the corrupted oficial, pay to get, or do a favor to get, pass, which allows you free magic usage.
In ToB:
The "evil" lich that deals in souls and soulstones, and how stupidly is tricked by us. I mean, it spent years upon years forging pacts and collecting souls, posing of as a very evil entity, and ultimately, is being so easily deceived, like stealing candy from baby (merchant, daughter, and her soul).
Gantolandan: "*Zzzz* Huh? Who's there?"
PC: Mee-e-ooww.
Gantolandan: "*grmble* Blasted cat. *zzz*"
Gantolandan: "*zzz*Wait, I don't own a cat. Who's there?"
PC: I'm a stray, go back to sleep. Ssshhh.
Gantolandan: "*YAWN* That makes sense. G'nite kitty... *zzz*"
Gantolandan: "*grmble* Noisiest talking cat I ever... wait, what did I say? Noisiest talking ca... guards! GUARDS!"
Best BG1 minor NPC in the game, hands down. He's so memorable I actually typed this all out from memory (not 100% accurate I think... I never stay long enough to get the last bit)
I don't think she liked it very much... Or maybe she did... Being Chaotic Neutral and all... hehe
While I'm doing this, Hexxat comes up to me and she's like, "I see how you've been looking at me," and acts like I've been flirting with her. While I'm beating Dorn with a stick.
Seriously, these two are awful, but put them together and it's kind of hilarious.
"I can see how you've been looking at me...inbetween blows, that is!"
This guy makes me lol each and every time I encounter him.
Especially that he gets his great comeback later!