If the Realms had Twitter...

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@Adventure4lyfe said:

Just joined some people to help me kill wyverns, gonna spend bounty on Elverquisst and pick up some babes at @ElfsongTavern #luckbealady

@Adventure4lyfe said:

Actually Safana and I hooked up last night, it was amazing #essenceofpleasure #spontaneity

@Adventure4lyfe said:

So charming a wolfwere came onto me #donotwant #2furry4me

@Adventure4lyfe said:

Friendzoned wolfwere, she didn't take it well. #justafleshwound Now back on the road w/ @CHARNAME to find @Imoen

@Adventure4lyfe said:

My hometown #S-ville is being blown up by @S̤̘͐͛͛̈́ͭ̃h̡̯͔͇̠̺͇̓͋͆̐̔̂͢a̯̻̗̯͎̪̺͒ͯt̘̟̳͛̃͠͞t̘̦̞͈͓̰̞̰͒͛ͦ͟e̶̹̜̜̹̙̫͈̎̇̒ͣ͜͞rͬ́ͧ͐̕҉̯̱͔̣͙͕̣ȩ͉̻ͧ̓͗͆͝d̛̗̭͕͍̃̓ͧͤ͗_̴͔͔̲̘́͒̒ͦ͂ͧ̔O͈͙͖ͫ͐͐̿̓͌n̰̰ͮẽ̗̗͍̟̮͕̥̝ͧͣ͌ͫ̾̕͞ #ohnoyoudidnt #bringiton #spiketraps

Wolk

PLAYER said:

No Reload run #YOLO

@Madulf said:

Check out my instagram, posted a pic of my halfling meal #OgreLife #Dippings

@Boo said:

@BigBadMage showed up and @Minsc helped me hide. #weirdodors #FearOfTheDark

@BigBadMage said:

Got the @Bhaalspawns , not going there to get the hamster. #weird odors #FearOfTheDark #vengeance #evilplan #super #Vilain

Blackraven

@‌rEdwinOfThay said:
Tired of being hit on by @SalvanasPlayer. Shall stop shaving legs from now on #hardbeingashemale #CopperCoronet #insolentsimians

booinyoureyes

@‌ChosenOfMystra

If I gave you 1,000 years and a pointy hat, you'd still not look as good as Elmara #makingofawizard
#harpsohard #beentheredonethat #justgotnethered

Blackraven said:

@‌rEdwinOfThay said:
Tired of being hit on by @SalvanasPlayer. Shall stop shaving legs from now on #hardbeingashemale #CopperCoronet #insolentsimians

Blackraven

booinyoureyes said:

@‌ChosenOfMystra

If I gave you 1,000 years and a pointy hat, you'd still not look as good as Elmara #makingofawizard
#harpsohard #beentheredonethat #justgotnethered

Blackraven said:

@‌rEdwinOfThay said:
Tired of being hit on by @SalvanasPlayer. Shall stop shaving legs from now on #hardbeingashemale #CopperCoronet #insolentsimians

@rEdwinOfThay Sigh... Who keeps resurrecting Eldorkster? @Charname, how many times did you kick that oldtimer's arse? #Lion'sWay #Beregost #FAI #Baldur'sGate #???

Drugar

@Blackraven‌
#insolentsimians should totally be a real hashtag/trending topic.