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Your Spouse//Significant Other/Flatmate knows you've been playing too much BG when ....

kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
1/. When leaving the house he/she says "I'm going to pester someone else" ... and has absolutely no idea why they said it.

2/. When playing a WW2 aerial combat sim you hear them screaming - "RAAASSSSSK!"

3/. Midway through an Armor battle he yells "Go for the eyes!"

4/. He cheerfully volunteers "I''l do it" in a bright falsetto.

And yes ... my hubby has done all these things.
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  • TheElfTheElf Member Posts: 798
    When you're in the car, she stops at a toll booth and you say,"Halt, this their bridge, you pay to drive it." :o
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    CrevsDaak said:

    7) When a friend of yours says he's not himself, and that he is a Doppleganger.
    (he didn't play much with me, but we met a Doppleganger at Durlag's Tower and I explained him when we finished playing and yelling how we were going to fillet somebody else's meat).

    I don't think you know what spouse means :P
  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,760
    @meagloth‌

    In fact, a good spouse is always your best friend. http://www.todayonline.com/voices/friendship-key-successful-marriage. I can confirm it myself. The friendship is the essential base of a good family life ;)

    @kiwidoc‌

    Hello, fellow BG fan! It seems you and I think alike. We've already got 500 BG habits for ourselves in the other thread and now let us get this figure regarding spouses:)

    8. When she is tired of being "Jaheira/Viconia/Safana" instead of her real name.

    9. When she sends you to the nearest supermarket to buy some ammo and potions.

    10. When she asks you to clean the house with the Dispel spell.
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    @bengoshi‌ crevs is 15. And last I heard, not gay.(he seems to talk about how much he like breasts, anyway) maybe things are different in... @CrevsDaak‌-land
  • QuartzQuartz Member Posts: 3,853
    meagloth said:

    bengoshi‌ crevs is 15. And last I heard, not gay.(he seems to talk about how much he like breasts, anyway) maybe things are different in... CrevsDaak‌-land

    I'm sorry but I'm laughing my ass off at this
  • kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
    12. When he yells at yme for not having Minsc in my party.
    13. When you hear him singing along to the music while he types away on his own keyboard.
    14. When he hears Dorn for the first time and says - "Who the hell is that?"

    @bengoshi Hello to you. I remember adding to a "You know etc" thread on a board way back in 1999 - but we never got as far as 500. I'm impressed!
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    @meagloth‌ it was really fitting for "Significant Other" :P
  • kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
    @Blackraven - you just made me laugh out loud!
  • SnowBlindSnowBlind Member Posts: 9
    1. When she would be in a pissy mood I reply "Yes, oh omnipresent authority figure?"
    2. When she asks me a question and I reply "I should have joined the Army". (I really am in the Army) and if someone would forget something I use "You must gather your party before venturing forth"
    3. When I would have to treat a patient I used to say "Vita, Mortis, Careo".
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