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TarotMaster
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So far i am reading The Companions by R.A.Salavatore, I have read his other titles The Legacy if Drizzit, and the Neverwinter series. But i think i am missing some books or a series or two before that.
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Even though I know what the pronunciation is supposed to be, in my head I always pronounce his name "Drizzit" when I read it.
Also, I don't know if any of you remember, but in BG when you go to the exterior of Cloakwood Mines there is a guard inside a back room who says (with voice acting) "I can take Drizzit with both hands tied behind my back". And he pronounces it "Drizzit".
You know that just makes me want to do it more right?
But seriously folks, these books are great for teens. I loved them then. After you read some actually legitimately grest writers, you find such books feel shallow. You also must be somewhat intoxicated to watch movies or TV, other than sports.
DAMN YOU DOSTOEVSKY!
Oh, wait, you did that yourself during your life... nevermind. I can still be miffed at Dumas.
I'm a very plot-driven type of reader. Things that matter most to me when reading a book are how events unfold. I mostly don't care about character and relationship development, and find those parts boring. That's why I love books by Dan Brown, because they're pretty much 80-90% plot and suspense. And that's also why I will never understand the appeal of books like The Fault in Our Stars.
Secondly was a scene that made me collapse about the place laughing - while doing his naked sword dance he heard a disturbance. So stark bollock naked he leaps onto his horse (there's one hell of an ouch right there) tucks his sword under the uppermost part of his thigh, gallops up to a six foot wall and gets the horse to jump it .... which must surely lead to the unkindest cut of all!
I did enjoy Elizabeth Moon's books a lot. To me the best fantasy writer is Tolkien - but after him the next three to my mind are a pair of women writers - C J Cherryh & Robin Hobb, and Terry Pratchett. Pratchett isn't just the funniest writer on the planet he also creates wonderful characters and fascinatingly twisted and complex plots.
I concur that Tolkien is by far the best and my all time favorite in the genre. Followed closely by Raymond E. Feist who wrote some amazing works over the years! I'm going to read some of Terry Pratchett in the coming months! I tried to read G.R.R.M. but it was so close to the TV series I lost interest in the first book. If I'd found the books first it might have been different. Are there any majot deviations further down the line?
Anyone ever read the Apropos series? Laughed my ass off. Perhaps TOO human characters? Heh
In short, Lwaxana Troi comes to visit the Enterprise-D because she wants to Marry her daughter off, and the Q is also making one of his periodic visits to the Enterprise to twit Picard. Lwaxana meets him and can't read the Q's mind, and she decides he'd be a perfect new husband for her. Q is happy to have another imperious human-type to torment and decides to "romance" her. And he plays on her to be even more overbearing to her daughter than usual. Deanna is upset at the whole idea of her mother and the Q, and tries to warn her mother off, but as usual , Lwaxana completely discounts what her daughter is saying. The Enterprise is in an area to mediate between two different alien races in what amounts to a Romeo and Juliet type situation.
During the course of the novel, Q shares his powers with Lwaxana so she can meddle in her daughter's life. When she finally does so, Q reveals how foolish and stupid she has been and calls her out on how she power-plays with her daughter, her daughter's life and something that should be Deanna's to decide: her love life. Lwaxana is shocked, then angry, then TOWERINGLY angry. And then Q decides to take the powers he "lent" her back. And…
"Lwaxana, you have to give the powers back now." (He tries to take them again, and once again, FAILS miserably.) "Lwaxana, you have to give the powers *back* now…" And she blows him (literally) through the side of the ship. (and repairs it all afterwards so that no one on the ship or the ship itself, is harmed).
He flees, she chases him, using her Q powers to teach him a lesson in the most effective (i.e. worst) way. At one point, she shrinks him down to the size of a racquetball ball and takes him to the ship racquetball court to use him to play, all the while telling him who she is. "And holder (WHACK) of the sacred (WHACK) Chalice (WHACK) of Riix! (WHACK!!)"
And up on the bridge, Riker, Picard and the bridge crew are watching all this happening, unable to really interfere or intervene (and not sure they want to, either…) Riker says, "Wow, she's really beating the stuffing out of him. What do we do?" And Worf replies, deadpan. "Sell tickets."
The best part being, that when they did the audio book version of that book, they got John DeLancie (who played Q) and Majel Barrett (who played Lwaxana Troi) to do the voices. I nearly died listening to it. Seriously.