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Open Season On Beards (just to allow CaloNord to do some shooting!)

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  • CaloNordCaloNord Member Posts: 1,809
    Two months?! :P That's actually quite handy if you don't want to grow a beard! :D Save on razors! :D
  • LoubLoub Member Posts: 471
    CaloNord said:

    Two months?! :P That's actually quite handy if you don't want to grow a beard! :D Save on razors! :D

    Actually, I can't use razors at all because otherwise my hair becomes ingrown - I have to use an electric trimmer, which makes the situation all the sadder.
  • LoubLoub Member Posts: 471
    meagloth said:

    @Loub‌ you are not so bad looking, if I can say so. I mention it because I seem to remember you often berate yourself over your physical appearance. (As I recall, anyway) you where quite hard on yourself. Seems undeserved. And welcome back, by the way.

    Honestly you have not seen a profile or half profile of myself - my cheekbones and cheeks are so comically sunken due to malnutrition and my forehead, mouth and nose are so jutting they make 'scientific' racist caricatures faces look downright tame.
  • kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
    @Loub I've got to agree with meagloth (and you have no idea how rare that is ... only kidding you meagloth ;P) There is nothing wrong with the way you look.
  • CaloNordCaloNord Member Posts: 1,809
    Nup! Not a thing! Everyone is unique, everyone is shaped by their ancestry, diet and upbringing. Personally I've never considered 'Ugly' to be a thing. To me everyone is unique. I like it that way! :P Besides, I used to prefer electric razors until I discovered an amazingly expensive razor. . . :O
  • LoubLoub Member Posts: 471
    CaloNord said:

    Nup! Not a thing! Everyone is unique, everyone is shaped by their ancestry, diet and upbringing. Personally I've never considered 'Ugly' to be a thing. To me everyone is unique. I like it that way! :P Besides, I used to prefer electric razors until I discovered an amazingly expensive razor. . . :O

    Have you ever realized how phallic Calo Nord's headdress is? To me it seems like a visual pun, a d**khead wearing a... well, d**khead. It just came to me when I saw your avatar.
  • kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
    Loub said:


    Have you ever realized how phallic Calo Nord's headdress is? To me it seems like a visual pun, a d**khead wearing a... well, d**khead. It just came to me when I saw your avatar.

    I sincerely hope you didn't mean to make the naughty pun!

  • CaloNordCaloNord Member Posts: 1,809
    BAHAHA! Oh good god I just noticed. . . I need to change that!! :P
  • kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
    edited July 2014
    @Loub my mind is always in the gutter, so I'll spot a possible naughty pun straight off - even if it's a bit of a stretch to call it a pun. There's a thread in the Enhanced Edition General Discussion forum that's called "Removing Cleric Buffs" First time I saw it I had a glorious mental picture of all the clerics running around in the buff - and in deep snow!
  • CaloNordCaloNord Member Posts: 1,809
    I fixed it! I don't have a d1ck on my head! :)
  • kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
    @CaloNord You still don't have a beard ... as you are such a fan of beard you need a bearded avatar
  • CaloNordCaloNord Member Posts: 1,809
    Oh my god! Your right!! :O *runs off to PSP9*
  • abacusabacus Member Posts: 1,307
    This thread makes me sad... For the last 4-5 months I was rocking a chin-badger and a grade 2 buzzcut (about 6mm)... Which was awesomeness.

    Unfortunately, last week I went to trim the top-locks back and broke the guard on my clippers... This meant I had to go to a grade 1 (3mm)... And it just didn't work with the beard and my head.

    So I've had to start again... :(
  • TheGraveDiggerTheGraveDigger Member Posts: 336
    @abacus‌
    I feel your pain. Only two things can make me cry: onions and tragic beard stories.

    I always have a full beard, and scruffy hair. And my job gets me muddy alot, so I probably look like a creepy homeless guy, which suits me just fine.

    Here's a sad video about a moustache.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXchNeYUmPA
  • kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
    @TheGraveDigger oh that video made me laugh, and I sooo needed a bloody good laugh. Many thanks to your beard, your scruffy hair and the rest of you - including an y mud that may be attached to your person.
  • CaloNordCaloNord Member Posts: 1,809
    Oh my god @abacus‌! You poor man! :O I feel your pain. The beard is a difficult thing to master, to loose it like thaaat! :O

    Ahahah! The image I have in my head of @TheGraveDigger‌ is only getting more fitting! :D:D
  • kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
    This thread is full of macho, masculine beards ... what it really needs is something a little more titivating, luscious and beauteous.

    Bring on the Dwarven Women!

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  • CaloNordCaloNord Member Posts: 1,809
    Oh my my! We do so love dwarven women! :D On my own front, I let mine grow wild for 2 months, however we thought it might frighten my very old and very conservative grandparents on our return to New Zealand next month. So I've settled on this length I think.

    Not to short, but not so long they thing I'm a biker.

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