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Open Season On Beards (just to allow CaloNord to do some shooting!)

kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
edited July 2014 in Off-Topic
@CaloNord and myself nearly derailed another thread having fun with beards. Which would have been a shame because Serpentear's versions of the NPCs with beards are wonderful. http://forum.baldursgate.com/discussion/31633/beards#latest

I've taken us to off topic, where we can be as off the topic as we want. So everyone derail this thread as much as you like.

CaloNord open season on beards has been declared in your honour, so go for broke!

Everyone else - If it's praise and/or fun with beards, bring it on!

If it's shooting beards with mega-elephant guns that rain burnt hair all over the thread then bring that on as well!

I'll kick off with the rather magnificent set of whiskers I posted on the aforementioned other thread.

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  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    I don't understand... Do I get to shoot anything?
  • CaloNordCaloNord Member Posts: 1,809
    I need to pack my stuff. I'm moving there. . .

    @meagloth‌ Only if you have a beard. . .
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    CaloNord said:

    I need to pack my stuff. I'm moving there. . .

    @meagloth‌ Only if you have a beard. . .

    Awwww...
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    On topic, I would like to see an illithid-looking beard.
  • CaloNordCaloNord Member Posts: 1,809
    No. No No No No Benny. So sayeth the wise Calo.
    Besides, his beard is LAME! ;)
  • rufus_hobartrufus_hobart Member Posts: 490
    CaloNord said:



    3. Trimming is a half measure. Half measures are for the weak. Refer to number 2.


    damnit! i tried so hard but gave into temptation...i am a weak and broken man...

  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,754
    I like it when it's not so long

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  • rufus_hobartrufus_hobart Member Posts: 490
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    @meagloth this may be cheating, but it's a fine way to hide the magnificence beneath as it grows to its true glorious lengths.
  • CaloNordCaloNord Member Posts: 1,809
    edited July 2014
    ILLITHID BEARD!!! :O

    Hahaha! @bengoshi‌ I find that length quite comfortable to! :D Although mine is @jackjack‌'s length now! :P Besides, I can't trim. It's against the rules. :P Go on mate, grow one too! ;)

    @rufus_hobart‌ tsk tsk tsk! Tis a minor rule, but a rule all the same! ;) It must grow to massive godlike lengths! ;)

    I now feel obligated to get a selfie now ;)
  • TJ_HookerTJ_Hooker Member Posts: 2,438
    After seeing this thread, I feel like my facial hair may be thinner than I realized. Definitely more Johnny Depp than Noah.
  • CaloNordCaloNord Member Posts: 1,809
    edited July 2014
    @TJ_Hooker‌ That's the best thing though, it takes care of itself. With trimming being against the rules. . . ;)

    Umm. An Illithid looks BAD ASS with a beard.
    @Southpaw‌ fancy growing a beard my brain eating friend? :P
  • SouthpawSouthpaw Member Posts: 2,026
    kiwidoc said:

    meagloth said:

    On topic, I would like to see an illithid-looking beard.

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    Fa...father???
  • kiwidockiwidoc Member Posts: 1,437
    @Southpaw ... yes son? Do you like the new gold rings - I think they look really smart.
  • CaloNordCaloNord Member Posts: 1,809
    Is it just me or is that one BADASS mindflayer? :P
  • LoubLoub Member Posts: 471
    edited July 2014
    jackjack said:

    My beard after six weeks:
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    Bad poetry time:

    Your ocular globes and their vicinity are an eximious display of the marks that identify autism.
    Your nostrils are a pitch-black abyss who carry the soul in and out of your lungs.
    Your teeth are fake.
    Your beard gives you an even stronger resemblance to the former consort of this mortal vessel.

    Also:

    Your mind is in a ruckus
    Yet you are standing in a corner
    I have no idea why you are there
    That camera sucks

    Again:

    You are very deflective
    With a face so expressive
    Yet deep inside you are stressing
    That your prospects are depressing.
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  • jackjackjackjack Member Posts: 3,251
    All true, as it happens.
  • LoubLoub Member Posts: 471
    @jackjack

    It... is?

    Good, then maybe I should start trusting what the voices inside my head have to say.

  • CaloNordCaloNord Member Posts: 1,809
    Hahaha! I would share my passport photos which I got yesterday. But I look SO much like an escaped $ex offender. . . Which seems to be my thing with ANY photo :P aha

    *I laugh, but I'm dying inside.* ;)
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