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Best Non-Party Member NPC Selection Text One Liner?

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  • DazzuDazzu Member Posts: 950
    This... shouldn't be a poll, with all due respect since 'other' will win by default.

    You'll never guess where the bandit kicked him...
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    DJ_Sweatz_2013 said:


    Please stick to quotes that ARE in the game please.

    Engine-wise, they *are* in the game, since they are inside the biffs and mapped in the CHITIN.KEY.

    Anwyway...

    "I'm a lumberjack and I'm Okaay
    I work all night and sheeelp all day" -Lauchelgar in the Read Sheaf Inn

    "Alms, alms for the poor" -Beggars' selection sound.
  • OneAngryMushroomOneAngryMushroom Member Posts: 564
    1. "Hush little baby, don't say a word. Nimbul's going to show you the. Big. Black. Bird."
    again, he makes that so freaking threatening

    2. "Sune's patience, not another one." Mainly because I catch myself saying this in real life
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    Lol, these are all really good.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    I chose this one because it sounds like a cool superhero name :)

    "I serve the Flaming Fist... of justice!" *kapow!*
  • TuthTuth Member Posts: 233
    The voice actor for Nimbul is Michael Bell, who also voices Raziel in Legacy of Kain series, Medivh in WarCraft III and many more.

    I voted based on the Polish sounds, since I've played 99% of my games with that version. It's somewhat funny that in English version Flaming Fist mercenaries sound silly and Amn soldiers sound menacing, and it's the opposite for the Polish version.
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    I AM CARSTON THE MAGNIFICENT. LORD OF THE LEVEL!
    I forgot about that one :P
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    I know that's not selction text but I just had to say it :P
  • KnellerKneller Member Posts: 438
    Adul said:

    I'M ACTUALLY QUITE SHY!

    +1

    My all-time favorite.
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    @Kneller
    Who said that? I can't remember
  • KnellerKneller Member Posts: 438
    The town crier in Beregost.
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    Ah, that makes sense. I never paid any attention to him.
  • DJKajuruDJKajuru Member Posts: 3,300
    "I am one of the few who are chosen"
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    AH SERVE THE FLAMIN FIST!!!1!!ONE!!
  • KhyronKhyron Member Posts: 636
    "Hey, sexy. Do ya wanna take a look at me diddeys?" - Tassa in the Shadowthief lair.
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    Eadwyn_G8keeper said:

    One of the most electrifying moments of all in my first-time playthrough...

    Reminded me of this


  • FleshIsADesignFlawFleshIsADesignFlaw Member Posts: 39
    "So I kicked him in the head till he was dead. Hehe."

    The laughter at the end always get me, just awesome.

    "I'll wipe your filthy lineage right out of the realms!" in BG2 is great too.
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    Oh, gosh, there are sooooo many.
    "You funny look'n!"
    All of nimbus lines are 6 stars. I actually have "I am death come for thee..." Running through my head today. It's a lot less threatening when I say it.
    Cowled wizard: "you will suffer, oh, yes..."
    And of course: "Heya"
    Commoner:"your a long-tough liar, ain't cha'!"
    I did "don't touch me, Im super important" in a large group once. It was one of this awkward moments when everyone bursts out laughing so hard your like "wow, was it really *that* funny?!"
  • Abi_DalzimAbi_Dalzim Member Posts: 1,428
    "Nothing's worse than a cheating kobold!"
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    @Abi_Dalzim‌ what's that from?
  • Abi_DalzimAbi_Dalzim Member Posts: 1,428
    meagloth said:

    @Abi_Dalzim‌ what's that from?

    I think there are a few peasants who say that one, the only one off the top of my head is one of the petitioners at De'Arnise Keep after your lands get flooded in the stronghold quest.
  • JenzafarJenzafar Member Posts: 303
    I might have to change my answer to:

    "Oh, BOTHER."

    --Green Dragon, Watcher's Keep
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    @Jenzafar I'm afraid you are confused. "Oh, bother" is said by Firkragg, not the Green Dragon in Watcher's Keep.
    The Story behind this is Firkragg is voiced by Jim Cummings (who also voices Minsc, Gorion, and Demogorgon) who also voiced Winnie the Pooh, and one of his catchphrases is "Oh, bother"
  • kaguanakaguana Member Posts: 1,328
    Winnie the Pooh "ho bother" lol he said it like a million times :)
  • jackjackjackjack Member Posts: 3,251
    meagloth said:

    Commoner:"your a long-tough liar, ain't cha'!"

    I always thought he was saying "You're a long-tongued lout, ain't cha?".
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    I never understood what that commoner was saying, but that sounds more accurate.
  • SharGuidesMyHandSharGuidesMyHand Member Posts: 2,584
    I also like, "Stop pickin' yer nose!"
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