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Best Non-Party Member NPC Selection Text One Liner?
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My Hotels as clean as an Elven Arse
Don't Touch me, I'm Super Important
Don't Touch me!.....I might catch something.
You would be good to watch your actions while in this wood.
Ho there, Wanderer!. Stay thy course a moment to indulge an old man.
I serve the Flaming Fist!
For the Glory of Amn!
The Best Surfacer, is a DEAD Surfacer.
Justice may be blind, but I'm not!
Other (Because I can't fit anymore, just pick one)