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Best Non-Party Member NPC Selection Text One Liner?

ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
  1. Best Non-Party Member NPC Selection Text One Liner?69 votes
    1. My Hotels as clean as an Elven Arse
      20.29%
    2. Don't Touch me, I'm Super Important
      23.19%
    3. Don't Touch me!.....I might catch something.
        1.45%
    4. You would be good to watch your actions while in this wood.
        1.45%
    5. Ho there, Wanderer!. Stay thy course a moment to indulge an old man.
      10.14%
    6. I serve the Flaming Fist!
        8.70%
    7. For the Glory of Amn!
        1.45%
    8. The Best Surfacer, is a DEAD Surfacer.
        4.35%
    9. Justice may be blind, but I'm not!
        0.00%
    10. Other (Because I can't fit anymore, just pick one)
      28.99%
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  • dstoltzfusdstoltzfus Member Posts: 280
    I was about to say, "wow", but then saw the number of votes >.>
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  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    Lol, these are great guys, keep it up
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    CrevsDaak said:

    "Red Wizard needs food badly" -ERROR29.WAV [spoiler=also relevant]"We have detected you are using a pirated copy. Your hard drive will be formatted in ten seconds. Thank you." -ERROR28.WAV [/spoiler]

    Where can I hear these?!
    jackjackmeaglothRavenslight
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    I believe those are error messages. I do not believe that they count. But I unsure
  • CoryNewbCoryNewb Member Posts: 1,330
    Ahhhh right off the get go.

    Noober gets my honorable mention....
    ZaramMaldovarthe_spyderRavenslight
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  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    STOP TOUCHING MEEEE
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  • LeonLeon Member Posts: 83
    Always kill the mouthy one," that's what I always say
    Elrandirartificial_sunlightJuliusBorisovRavenslight
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309

    STOP TOUCHING MEEEE

    NON PARTY MEMBER Selection Text
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    The Above text is a text from Xzar, the CE Necromancer, who is a party member. Maybe, not YOUR party member, but a party member nonetheless
  • Abi_DalzimAbi_Dalzim Member Posts: 1,428
    I'll admit, I also like "I am the law!", just because I didn't know Judge Dredd had a Texan accent.
    MeanbunnyCrevsDaak
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455

    The Above text is a text from Xzar, the CE Necromancer, who is a party member. Maybe, not YOUR party member, but a party member nonetheless

    I am ever so sorry.
    jackjackJuliusBorisov
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    @finneousPJ No problem
  • JLeeJLee Member Posts: 650
    I like the shorties :)

    "You're rather outlandish folk to be wandering 'round here."

    "You wouldn't hurt a gnome, would you?"
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  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    Those are pretty good.
  • Abi_DalzimAbi_Dalzim Member Posts: 1,428
    Ooh, I forgot "Stay back! Your Kneecaps are at me mercy!"

    I think that may actually be my favorite.
    ElrandirJuliusBorisovRavenslightCrevsDaak
  • LeonLeon Member Posts: 83
    Ehhh... insights? Um... Never take raisins from rabbits, never spit in a man's face unless his moustache is on fire, and don't take any wooden knickers unless you've a good supply of salve.
    ZaramMaldovarGoturalRavenslight
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    I remember that one.
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    deltago said:

    CrevsDaak said:

    "Red Wizard needs food badly" -ERROR29.WAV [spoiler=also relevant]"We have detected you are using a pirated copy. Your hard drive will be formatted in ten seconds. Thank you." -ERROR28.WAV [/spoiler]

    Where can I hear these?!
    not in the game--they aren't used, just included in it, I recommend using Nearinfinity to hear them.
  • ZaramMaldovarZaramMaldovar Member Posts: 2,309
    not in the game--they aren't used, just included in it, I recommend using Nearinfinity to hear them.

    Please stick to quotes that ARE in the game please.

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