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This is what Xzar would share on his instagram (and other evil art)

booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
edited August 2014 in Off-Topic
If this isn't the purest example of chaotic evil I have ever seen, I don't know what is


"Artist attempts to create most frustrating products imaginable"


http://imgur.com/a/rCcU6


What would other characters do if they had access to social media?
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  • MetallomanMetalloman Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,975
    I laughed a lot... then I started to ask myself WHY??
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    Metalloman said:

    Also @booinyoureyes‌, You've posted this thread in the Italian OT area... It's chaos' fault?

    È stato un errore. oops



    Speaking of chaos, I found the place where Neera would spend her time

    "Random Image Generator"
    http://photo.net/photodb/random-photo?category=NoNudes
  • DungeonnoobDungeonnoob Member Posts: 315
    People are buying this???
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    CrevsDaak said:

    When I think of what Xzar would be doing on the internet... I also think how many laws (and this forums' rules) he would be bypassing at the same time. :P

    Xzar would probably be hit by the banhammer before long in this forum... And the Interpol would deal with his other dealings in the Internet :)
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
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    I think I'm in love... That's the greatest cup ever! ♥
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    That IS an incredible cup. The only way to make it better is to pour coffee into it using this
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  • TarotMasterTarotMaster Member Posts: 147
    This is perfect. But some of those things can still be used just in an awkward way.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    TarotMaster said:

    This is perfect. But some of those things can still be used just in an awkward way.

    @TarotMaster‌
    Explain!
  • KaltzorKaltzor Member Posts: 1,050
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    This might be the only thing actually useful out of the bunch...
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    booinyoureyes said:

    TarotMaster said:

    This is perfect. But some of those things can still be used just in an awkward way.

    @TarotMaster‌
    Explain!
    Well, yes, you could the broom, and bro ably most of the eating utensils. Just hold the bottom part, and ignore the bit on with chain.

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    This cup is not even that fat fetched. I don't see why you could use this normally. Sure, It would be uncomfortable, but defiantly usable. image

    And I would take all of those chairs over no chairs at all.
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    I bet you $5 I could drink out of this, and the watering can still holds water. It's just a bit less graceful upon delivery, but again, almost all of these are better than nothing.
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    Oh, oops. @booinyoureyes‌
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    @Kaltzor‌ you won't believe this but I was sweeping the office today and I totally thought of that item and how useful it would be. For tough corner, under desks, behind bookshelves and stuff it would be perfect.

    @meagloth‌ I was actually hoping for @TarotMaster‌ to describe "awkward ways" in which he would use these items (as in ways for which the tool that is being distorted was not actually intended)

    For example:

    I think flail forks would make an awesome weapon for a Jester/Chef.

    and how that red chair would be ideal if they were ever to open one of those balcony restaurants with great views of the skyline on the Leaning Tower of Pisa
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    booinyoureyes said:


    @meagloth‌ I was actually hoping for @TarotMaster‌ to describe "awkward ways" in which he would use these items (as in ways for which the tool that is being distorted was not actually intended)

    For example:

    I think flail forks would make an awesome weapon for a Jester/Chef.

    and how that red chair would be ideal if they were ever to open one of those balcony restaurants with great views of the skyline on the Leaning Tower of Pisa

    Well, im not stopping him.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    As a fellow rodent, this is the most evil of all art

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  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    meagloth said:

    booinyoureyes said:


    @meagloth‌ I was actually hoping for @TarotMaster‌ to describe "awkward ways" in which he would use these items (as in ways for which the tool that is being distorted was not actually intended)

    For example:

    I think flail forks would make an awesome weapon for a Jester/Chef.

    and how that red chair would be ideal if they were ever to open one of those balcony restaurants with great views of the skyline on the Leaning Tower of Pisa

    Well, im not stopping him.
    How do I know you are not physically restraining him, hmmmm?
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806
    edited August 2014
    I think I probably took this to far, but whatever.
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  • MetallomanMetalloman Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,975
    ^ Someone is crazy around here...
  • TarotMasterTarotMaster Member Posts: 147
    With the broom I can use it laying down flat. Look ma no legs required.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    Metalloman said:

    @booinyoureyes: No fear! That's what the smart rodent would do to solve that problem:

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    Haha. No exit, no problem


    @Metalloman‌ this mouse is like Alexander the Great and the Gordian Knot.
  • DreadKhanDreadKhan Member Posts: 3,857
    Well, I would have said more Subedei and 'any army that stupidly got in the Khan's way', but I can see your argument.
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    Facebook Update:
    Korgan posted on Aerie's wall (see friendship)

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  • MetallomanMetalloman Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,975
    I'm posting it just because I can't sleep right now.

    And because it's much more awesome than yours, @booinyoureyes‌. XD

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