Why Larry is your best friend.
tobajas
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Larry is very sharp. Both with his tongue and in body. Larry will never grow tired, you also dont have to pay for an extra room since he can just sleep with you!
He is very strong probably one of the strongest friends you can get to meet so early and easily!
He will also never betray you and go against your wishes like some of your stupid friends might do after you attack them, kill their friends or family.
Larry will often drop funny remarks like - "PFFFFFT, You can't be serious!" after you betray your employer and make him explode into body parts after finishing his stupid fed ex quest so you get 4000 extra xp and an extra 4000 gold, a healing potion and a necklace instead of only that stupid enchanted sword he was only giving you!
How rude I tell you, only giving you an enchanted sword when he was carrying 4000 gold tsk tsk. Luckily Larry was with us and we could change his mind about that!.
Sometimes Larry talks to much, one time Larry did'nt seem to be that persuasive when we talked to this Demogorgon person, so I was forced to visit my other friend Cromwell he said he could make Larry much more persuasive.
Sadly Larry dont talk that much anymore, but everyone tends to listen alot more since Cromwell had a look at him.
Who is your best friend?
He is very strong probably one of the strongest friends you can get to meet so early and easily!
He will also never betray you and go against your wishes like some of your stupid friends might do after you attack them, kill their friends or family.
Larry will often drop funny remarks like - "PFFFFFT, You can't be serious!" after you betray your employer and make him explode into body parts after finishing his stupid fed ex quest so you get 4000 extra xp and an extra 4000 gold, a healing potion and a necklace instead of only that stupid enchanted sword he was only giving you!
How rude I tell you, only giving you an enchanted sword when he was carrying 4000 gold tsk tsk. Luckily Larry was with us and we could change his mind about that!.
Sometimes Larry talks to much, one time Larry did'nt seem to be that persuasive when we talked to this Demogorgon person, so I was forced to visit my other friend Cromwell he said he could make Larry much more persuasive.
Sadly Larry dont talk that much anymore, but everyone tends to listen alot more since Cromwell had a look at him.
Who is your best friend?
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Then he's obviously my friend!
The invitation seems to be to do a funny write-up anthropomorphizing your own favorite weapon in the game.
Also, my apologies to the OP if my earlier post seemed too snarky. 'Twas just my usual way of being odd, and no offense was intended.
This statue commemorates a duel that took place on April 13, 1612, on Funashima Island, Japan between Sasaki Kojiro “Ganryu” and Miyamoto Musashi. Kojiro (whose portrait @kaguana offered me to use a while back http://forum.baldursgate.com/discussion/comment/541541/#Comment_541541) was a retainer to the Hosokawa clan, while Musashi was still a “Ronin” a masterless samurai. The duel had been arranged by another Hosokawa general, Nagaoka Sado, upon Musashi’s formal request. Hosokawa Tadaoki agreed and the choosen place was a little island in the Kamon strait, between Honshu and Kyushu. The Hosokawa found an isolated place suitable for the duel because, if Sasaki Kojiro won, they could avoid any possible revenge from Musashi’s followers. The day of the duel, Nagaoka Sado, lord Hosokawa Tadaoki himself and many men accompained Kojiro to Funashima, while Musashi traveled alone in a boat alone except for the boatman.
Kojiro was famous for his legendary speed with the sword. His favourite sword was a nodachi, a long sword (90 cm) he called Monohoshi Zao (“Drying Pole”). It’s said that he was able to draw his katana out of the scabbard, execute his most famed technique, “tsubame gaeshi”, and return the sword to the scabbard in the blink of an eye
Musashi, was a master of strategy and knowing of Kojiro’s pride in his sword, carved a bokken (wooden sword) from the boat’s spare oar during the trip to the island. In order to further unnerve his opponent Musashi kept Kojiro waiting for three hours before he arrived at the island.
The duel didn’t last too long. Kojiro, impatient from waiting so long, unsheathed his sword and tossed his scabbard aside. Musashi faced Kojiro with his carved bokken and said “You won’t need that anymore, you have already lost”. After facing each other unmoving for a very long time, then Musashi moved to position himself so the sun was at his back and in Kojiro’s eyes. This resulted in a brief burst of swordplay in which Kojiro cut Musashi’s headband off , and Musashi hit Kojiro with his makeshift bokken and cracked his skull.