Yourself as a DnD character
Buttercheese
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Hello everybody ~
I would like to know how you would imagine yourself to be, if you where a DnD character, preferably Forgotten Realms (though if you prefer different setting, be my guest).
This is not about showcasing your OCs and Charnames, you are supposed to show who you most likely would be, not who you would like to be.
[spoiler=Le moi]
Name: Brie
Because it sstarts with a "B" like my real name and because it's a cheese.
I love cheese.
Race: Half-Orc
Human (Damaran) and either Grey or Mountain Orc.
I am unusually tall for a woman and a bit coarse in build, well, and coarse in general :P
I would also get to have green skin (green is my fav colour), tusks and pointy ears, which is awesome ~
Class: Lvl 1 Bard/ Lvl 1 Ranger
Bard because I used to play the drums as a teenager.
Ranger because my father used to be an actual ranger and he taught me a thing or two.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Well, this shouldn't come as a suprise for those of you who know me
Home: Damara
It's basically, sorta the FR equivalent to Germany.
Stats:
Str: 11 or 12. Maybe 13.
Dex: -7 :I
Con: 10. I may look tough, but I am actually whimp :I
Int: 15. I used to read *a lot* as a child and teenager. My IQ is also above average.
Wis: 12 ....? I am really not sure about that one. On the one hand, I have a lot more life experience than most people my age. On the other hand, I sometimes do really really dumb stuff. But then again, I have really good forsight. It's hard to determine that one subjectively.
Cha: 16. I may not be the prettiest face out there, but people usually instantly like me, especially other women and girls... sometimes to a rather creepy degree :I[/spoiler]
I would like to know how you would imagine yourself to be, if you where a DnD character, preferably Forgotten Realms (though if you prefer different setting, be my guest).
This is not about showcasing your OCs and Charnames, you are supposed to show who you most likely would be, not who you would like to be.
[spoiler=Le moi]
Name: Brie
Because it sstarts with a "B" like my real name and because it's a cheese.
I love cheese.
Race: Half-Orc
Human (Damaran) and either Grey or Mountain Orc.
I am unusually tall for a woman and a bit coarse in build, well, and coarse in general :P
I would also get to have green skin (green is my fav colour), tusks and pointy ears, which is awesome ~
Class: Lvl 1 Bard/ Lvl 1 Ranger
Bard because I used to play the drums as a teenager.
Ranger because my father used to be an actual ranger and he taught me a thing or two.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Well, this shouldn't come as a suprise for those of you who know me
Home: Damara
It's basically, sorta the FR equivalent to Germany.
Stats:
Str: 11 or 12. Maybe 13.
Dex: -7 :I
Con: 10. I may look tough, but I am actually whimp :I
Int: 15. I used to read *a lot* as a child and teenager. My IQ is also above average.
Wis: 12 ....? I am really not sure about that one. On the one hand, I have a lot more life experience than most people my age. On the other hand, I sometimes do really really dumb stuff. But then again, I have really good forsight. It's hard to determine that one subjectively.
Cha: 16. I may not be the prettiest face out there, but people usually instantly like me, especially other women and girls... sometimes to a rather creepy degree :I[/spoiler]
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I have always been both fascinated and tempted away from faith by science, history of thought, comparative mythology, and that kind of thing, which all together strikes me as an analogue for arcane magic. So, as a D&D character, I would always be struggling between developing my interest in divine magic with devotion to my god, and developing my talent for arcane magic.
If I had enough elven blood from somewhere to qualify as "half-elf", so that I could legally be a cleric-mage, then that's probably what I'd be. Then again, I'm huge, at 6'4" tall, so I'd be more likely to have half-orc blood. I'm probably human to the core, though, and definitely a commoner to start, having an aspiration in youth to rise in status to the merchant class.
So, cleric is likely where I'd wind up, perhaps with some dabbling in the arcane if we're under 3rd Edition rules. I might have dual classed as a human from cleric to mage.
My stats are something like:
STR 15 (When I'm in my best shape with lots of exercise, lower if I'm older and out of shape.)
DEX 8 (I'm very clumsy, slow-moving, and I have terrible eye-hand coordination. I can play musical instruments well, however. I'm definitely a back line character, because I wouldn't survive two rounds in melee.)
CON 14 (I rarely get sick, and I can keep going for a long time if I'm motivated. I'm not the toughest, though.)
INT 15 (Well above average, very gifted learner, but nowhere near genius level.)
WIS 17 (My strongest gift is insight and analysis, as well as learning from experience.)
CHA 11 (About average. I really struggle to understand or even like people, and I'm no leader, but I make some of it up by having been good-looking in youth and by being as friendly, honest, and open with people as possible.)
Race: Half-Elf. We always joke about how my dad is an elf (sea-elf because he loves swimming!), and my mom is very human. So...
Class: Bard! I can't play an instrument worth poop, but I can sing and write stories!
Alignment: Lawful Good. I'm too nice (and terrified) to break a lot of rules. I can't even steal a cookie from the cookie jar without feeling guilty...
Home: The Sword Coast. The ocean's right there, along with a ton of forest. All it needs are lots of rain and some active volcanoes, and you've got the Forgotten Realms version of western Washington...
Stats:
Str: 9. I'm a wimp.
Dex: 8. And a klutz.
Con: 10. Total wimp.
Int: 16. Ah-ha! And this is when we start giving me good stats.
Wis: 15. I'm still young and naive, but I always try to keep an open mind and listen to what others have to say. And I like to think I'm pretty reasonable.
Cha: 14. I'm pretty, but boy am I shy when I first meet someone new. Doesn't last as as I get to know that someone, but still. I'm also much better at writing my words than speaking them, and I hate small-talk. >.>;;
itt : lots of superman-like
Height: Roughly 5.8 feet (around 177 cm)
Weight: Last time I weighted (a year ago) I was around 187 Ibs (85 kg)
Born on: 1999-04-14
Race: !Human
Class: Fencer/Rogue/Programmer (Fighter/Mage/Thief... WTH)
Alignment: 8-byte (Chaotic Lawful actually)
Home: Any subterranean temple dedicated to Talos (which ensures electrical power to run a computer...)
Strength: 12 (I'm pretty strong but still a bit weak)
Dexterity: 14 (Fast, good reflexes, although my hand-eye coordination is bad. I'm much more accurate when I am not looking at my hands...)
Constitution: 13 (I rarely get sick, but I do get sick eventually, I have a pretty good resistance when I am not lazy (usu. never) and if there's any dust I automatically start sneezing)
Intelligence: 17 (I learnt programming and many other things on my own, I learn easily and I find a satisfying answer for most problems on a considerable amount of time, though my mistakes are pitfalls, but they are most because I'm a bit absent-minded (read: totally careless and considers life a game) and sometimes even dumb)
Wisdom: 13 (While rather wise and knowledgeable for somebody of my age, I lack any common sense when it comes to doing and I'm sometimes too hasted to see my mistakes. Also it doesn't help that I'm not really caring about anything that isn't school/fencing/my hobbies/whatever I want to do)
Charisma = NULL; (I dislike talking to people and tend to act with hostility in real life—people on the internet only ask what they need to know, through I could be a good leader, but then I'm good when it comes to organizing anything so not a good leader actually)
Oh by the way favorite race is human
Name: Sahla
Race: Human, I'm just not delicate or pretty enough to be an elf & I'm average height & boyishly skinny until I get lazy then I'm the classic human pear.
Class: Bard Subclass: Skald
Alignment: Neutral good. Not all laws are just or make any sense.
Home: Born in cold of the north, now living in the heat of the far south. So perhaps Baldur's Gate to Westgate (though Westgate is no where near as beautiful as my ocean home, but there are riches here and - some would argue - lots of corruption).
Strength: 13 (& improving)
Dexterity: 14 (poor hand eye coordination but good & improving balance)
Constitution: 15 (rarely get sick & happy to roam all day without complaint, but woe-betide you if you disturb my kip! I may not be the quickest in the pack but I'll be one of the freshest on arrival at any destination).
Intelligence: 16 (could be higher if I'd actually apply myself for once). I'm quite quick witted though and good at thinking on my feet and finding simple solutions
Wisdom: 17 Not really a prime prerequisite for a bard but I can be quite astute, usually offer good advice and notice waay more than most people realise. (This is where I think the priest of Helm class would fit).
Charisma: 16, a little low for a bard, I can have a crowd stop & listen but it takes a little bit of effort.
In reality, however, I'd probably be a random commoner who wanders around doing nothing but scratching my arse, and repeating the same line of dialogue every time the actual hero speaks to me.
The easiest way to connect what I see in-game of the ability scores with real life are through sports, school grades, and other more "wishy-washy" details. I'll try to use the descriptions of the ability scores to help guide me. I'll also set this up like a charname creation screen to the best of my ability, because it's nice and straightforward.
I'll make the assumption that average stats are probably around 10±1 for your everyday person (7 down from 10 is the usual minimum at 3, and 8 up from 10 is the usual maximum of 18, at least among most of the races). I'll make an additional assumption, that being that athletes have maybe an average of 14±1 in most of the "physical" ability scores.
Though I'd like this to be unbiased, studies have shown that people tend to overestimate their skills, abilities, and scores on tests... I'm probably not an exception to this, but here goes!
...Also I want to apologize in advance for how often I relate to sports (yey, sperts), but they just happen to be the best experiences I have to relate "physical" abilities to in the real world. (Especially since we don't have hobgoblins or other baddies to test ourselves against!)
[spoiler=The numbers and why]
Gender: Male
Race: Elf(?), I'm a little shorter than average and a mix of wiry/athletic body types (compared to the statures of race/class types in-game I probably resemble closest the elf fighter's physique.)
Class: Fighter/Mage multiclass, life for me has been school and sports so far, easy pick here.
Alignment: Lawful Neutral, although I'm empathetic enough to fit the Lawful Good mold, I mostly feel good and evil are kind of subjective in this day and age, everyone has their own point of view and personal reasons for doing what they do. But overall, things in general seem to work better if they are ordered and clear.
Strength: 13 or 14, Since I played sports all my life that has certainly helped me build some lean muscle, but apart from being fast among my peers I usually had to play craftier or smarter. I'm not about to "outbrute" anyone who works out regularly anytime soon.
Dexterity: 17, this is hard to gauge, and I'm probably biased by my need to powergame (anything less than 18 dex is unacceptable, and it hurts that I almost never touch Dwarves in chargen). But overall, this is probably pretty close if I compare myself to the teammates I've had over the years.
Constitution: 16, I often run 5k's, I enjoy long hikes, I seem to very rarely get sick, and I haven't had a concussion or other serious injuries in all my years playing soccer, rugby, and other sports so I think this is accurate.
Intelligence: 16, I get good grades, I enjoy reading, I learn quickly, and I like to think I have pretty good reasoning.
Wisdom: 12, this is tough to gauge as well. I assume I am a little naive (maybe enough so that I don't know for sure if I am or not, haha), my judgement and common sense are likely a bit better than average, but like everyone's are subject to how they are tempered and shaped by their thoughts and beliefs.
Charisma: 11, as far as I can tell I'm pretty average when it comes to looks. I'll step up to lead if I must, but I typically avoid doing so. I'm friendly and good natured, but that is only somewhat connected to the idea of charisma as I interpreted it in the context of Baldur's Gate's description. [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Just the numbers]
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Class: Fighter/Mage Multi
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Strength: 13 or 14
Dexterity: 17
Constitution: 16
Intelligence: 16
Wisdom: 12
Charisma: 11[/spoiler]
I would list my strength and whatnot... but you have to remember, if life was like D&D, then our statistics would be different, correct? Depending on what class you want to pursue in life, you would train what you need, such as becoming stronger to be a fighter, or more intelligent to be a mage. Right now, I'm living a life where I don't *need* to be fit, charismatic, dexterous, super smart or religious. Depending on how many D&D elements you throw into the situation, it'll cause people to feel more pressured into becoming better, to make these arbitrary numbers higher. Myself right now as a D&D character would just be your average crappy NPC commoner with no good stats to boot. I wouldn't even have a class, not without proper training.
Also at some point I would buy an overpriced scroll (not necessarily authentic) because I'd decided to dabble in magic, but I wouldn't understand it. Even if it were within my capability to eventually grasp it, I wouldn't have the patience, and ultimately I'd sell it to afford another drink.
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