I edited Noober to have 666HP, flat 25's, and turned him into a level 40 Cavalier (those sweet immunities). I gave him the best equipment in the game (taking into account any missing immunities and resistances). He'd be a beast to kill. To top it off, the shield I have him equipped with casts Otiluke's Resilient Sphere when he's in critical condition (I think this was added or created from a different shield thanks to Item Revisions).
Eh, let the little fruitcake be. I usually just outrun him, and when he's following after me think of him as a pace car. Valuable exercise. Keeps you moving and the blood in your legs.
I lay in bed, and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Noober. I am so happy. He whispers into my ear, "Nice place, huh?"
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Though it would be scary standing in amongst a horde of Noobers... *goes insane at the thought*
Je suis Noober, belle place, non?
Soy Noober, buen lugar , ¿verdad?
Sou Noober, lugar legal, né?