“If a wife or husband seems to be unusually grouchy on a given evening… a spouse will pop down to the corner drugstore, buy some anti-grouch pills, and slip them into the coffee.”
—TIME, offering predictions for the year 2000, 1966
I'm thinking this is pretty illegal on a couple of levels! This made me LOL!
“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.”
—Ken Olson, co-founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There will never be a mass market for motor cars, about 1,000 in Europe, because that is the limit on the number of chauffeurs available." - Spokesperson for Daimler Benz, date unknown.
"Telephones [will] bring peace on earth, eliminate Southern accents, revolutionize surgery, stamp out 'heathenism' abroad, and save the farm by making farmers less lonely."
“Over the next century, Law will be simplified. Lawyers will have diminished, and their fees will have been vastly curtailed.” —Junius Henri Browne, American journalist, 1893
"He will never amount to anything" -A teacher to Einstein's father
Goes to show that it's really more about *how* you teach and not *what* you teach.
Addition;
“There will be black, blue, and green roses. It will be possible to grow any flower in any color….”
—Ladies’ Home Journal, “What May Happen in the Next Hundred Years,” 1900
I saw honest to God Glow-in-the-dark roses the other day, organic white-ish roses that lit up faitly green in the dark. So I'm pretty sure this one is actually true, if we put our minds to it (and don't object to paying 100,- per flower).
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—TIME, offering predictions for the year 2000, 1966
I'm thinking this is pretty illegal on a couple of levels! This made me LOL!
“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.”
—Ken Olson, co-founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
Obviously nobody had conceived Baldur's Gate yet!
- Spokesperson for Daimler Benz, date unknown.
This one was great.
Omg xD
Riiight.
- Bill Gates, 2004
If only...
-A teacher to Einstein's father
Goes to show that it's really more about *how* you teach and not *what* you teach.
Addition;
“There will be black, blue, and green roses. It will be possible to grow any flower in any color….”
—Ladies’ Home Journal, “What May Happen in the Next Hundred Years,” 1900
I saw honest to God Glow-in-the-dark roses the other day, organic white-ish roses that lit up faitly green in the dark.
So I'm pretty sure this one is actually true, if we put our minds to it (and don't object to paying 100,- per flower).
—Roberto Goizueta, chairman of The Coca Cola Company, 1985"
Jazz is like the New Coke, it'll be around forever!