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Bad Opinion Generator

moody_magemoody_mage Member Posts: 2,054
edited November 2012 in Off-Topic
Stumbled across this, made me lol a few times.

Bad Opinion Generator

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  • Ulfgar_TorunnUlfgar_Torunn Member Posts: 169
    The link doesn't work. Xd

    You'll get more responses when it does.
  • moody_magemoody_mage Member Posts: 2,054
    Dammit, missed the closing quote mark off of the url. Fixed!
  • Kristie83Kristie83 Member Posts: 259
    edited November 2012
    “If a wife or husband seems to be unusually grouchy on a given evening… a spouse will pop down to the corner drugstore, buy some anti-grouch pills, and slip them into the coffee.”

    —TIME, offering predictions for the year 2000, 1966

    I'm thinking this is pretty illegal on a couple of levels! This made me LOL!

    “There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.”

    —Ken Olson, co-founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

    Obviously nobody had conceived Baldur's Gate yet!
  • TanthalasTanthalas Member Posts: 6,738
    edited November 2012
    "There will never be a mass market for motor cars, about 1,000 in Europe, because that is the limit on the number of chauffeurs available."
    - Spokesperson for Daimler Benz, date unknown.

    This one was great.
  • MedullaOblongataMedullaOblongata Member Posts: 434
    "Telephones [will] bring peace on earth, eliminate Southern accents, revolutionize surgery, stamp out 'heathenism' abroad, and save the farm by making farmers less lonely."

    Omg xD
  • MortiannaMortianna Member Posts: 1,356
    “Over the next century, Law will be simplified. Lawyers will have diminished, and their fees will have been vastly curtailed.” —Junius Henri Browne, American journalist, 1893

    Riiight.
  • TetraploidTetraploid Member Posts: 252
    “Two years from now, spam will be solved.”
    - Bill Gates, 2004


    If only...
  • Ulfgar_TorunnUlfgar_Torunn Member Posts: 169
    "In three or four years people will forget all about Baldur's Gate."
  • DrugarDrugar Member Posts: 1,566
    edited November 2012
    "He will never amount to anything"
    -A teacher to Einstein's father

    Goes to show that it's really more about *how* you teach and not *what* you teach.

    Addition;

    “There will be black, blue, and green roses. It will be possible to grow any flower in any color….”

    —Ladies’ Home Journal, “What May Happen in the Next Hundred Years,” 1900

    I saw honest to God Glow-in-the-dark roses the other day, organic white-ish roses that lit up faitly green in the dark.
    So I'm pretty sure this one is actually true, if we put our minds to it (and don't object to paying 100,- per flower).
    Post edited by Drugar on
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    "Nobody will ever need more than 8 K in memory." Bill Gates, 1974.
  • CyhortCyhort Member Posts: 78
    "“New Coke [will be] the most significant soft drink development in [the] company’s history… the surest move ever made.”

    —Roberto Goizueta, chairman of The Coca Cola Company, 1985"

    Jazz is like the New Coke, it'll be around forever!
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