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Your favorite BG2 Party Banter / Conversation Lines!

GrimjackMVGrimjackMV Member Posts: 68
... What it says on the tin, share your favorite lines here!

Was playing a session today and cracked up out loud at this line >

Degardan: Edwin is a self-serving nerveless worm...

Degardan: As it happens, his prowess as a spellcaster consists of parlor tricks and balls under coconut shells. (Edit: Ouch!) ...

Degardan: Gods! This fictional world you live in must be a glorious place, Edwin...

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  • BelgarathMTHBelgarathMTH Member Posts: 4,807
    Sometimes I'm tempted to play a bard just so I can own the playhouse and see my own production of that play. The trouble is that I play efficiently and normally refuse to spam resting, which was apparently expected by the original developers, and the last time I played a bard, I was finished with the game long before the play sequence of events ever finished. So, I've never seen any version of Charname's production of the play. I think I'd have to deliberately spam rest somewhere over and over just to try to trigger all the timers.

  • _Nightfall__Nightfall_ Member Posts: 137
    Hahaha! :D :D Now I know why I think of Time Bandits every time I hear him speak.

    “Now Benson, I'm going to have to turn you into a dog for a while.”
    “Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.”
    “Oh, Benson! I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins, filling every corner of my being with the desire to do wrong! I feel so bad, Benson!”
    Or my favorite, his diatribe against the supreme being.
    “Look how He spends His time! Forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!” &...
    “Slugs! He created slugs. They can't hear! They can't speak! They can't operate machinery! I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic?”

    Sorry, not exactly on topic.
    Thank you Sarevok! I can’t believe that I never connected the two. You absolutely made my day! :)

  • GrimjackMVGrimjackMV Member Posts: 68
    edited January 3
    @ the The Claw of the Black Leopard Quest:

    Nan Kung Chi: Who dares defile the resting place of Nan Kung Chi?
    CHARNAME: If you think I'm defiling it now, you're really going to hate what comes next.

    Random Banter:

    Dorn: A word Hexxat?
    Hexxat: Just one? I hope it isn't "die."

    @Resurrection Gorge

    Dorn: These boots were made for walking and occasionally kicking in the skull of a fallen enemy.

    @ Windspear Dungeon 2

    Derg the Orc: Pleeze, mercy on us! Me sorry. Don't kill. Me just following orders. Didn't want to eat children or kick old people. Just job!


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  • LammasLammas Member Posts: 144
    If it's for non-party members too. I'd have to say I really like Wanev. Especially his really screwed up laugh when you free the inmates followed by his "He did this! He did this! I'm.... we are going to...). His lines are awesome and it's a bit of a shame you don't hear more of them.

    For party members I don't really remember everything that everyone says but I love basically all instances of Jan trolling the other party members with his stories.

  • gorgonzolagorgonzola Member Posts: 1,730
    minsk, boo and the squirrels.
    for the fact that is am 100% convinced that the miniaturized giant space hamsters trows some stone to the squirrels, just to fool and please his pet ranger, and eats himself the tasty nuts

  • typo_tillytypo_tilly Member Posts: 5,562
    That singing Irenicus. :D Such a happy fellow. :)

    Viconia: Minsc, that tattoo on your face. Does it have tribal significance or did some nursery's fingerpainting class assault you with the blue pastels?

    Minsc: I do not like the tone of your voice, Dark Elf. The face I have is the face the ladies love! Boo loves Minsc's face, too! Don't you, Boo?

  • sarevok57sarevok57 Member Posts: 3,948
    Joan_Daro said:

    Dorn: This insult cannot stand!
    CHARNAME: Shhh. This insult is very sensitive about having no legs.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, gotta admit, that was hilarious

  • typo_tillytypo_tilly Member Posts: 5,562
    I totally missed that one. It's great. :D

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