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DnD pick up lines!

DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,979
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Share your and pick up lines and begin!

What's your AC, because I want to roll to hit that!

I must be a paladin because you're making me want to lay on hands.

You must be a monk because I feel like I've been hit by a stunning strike.


Hey girl, are you a celestial because I feel like I've been visited by an angel.

You must've cast psychic scream because you blow my mind!

Are you a druid, because your shape is driving .me wild.

Are you a wizard because I've fallen under your spell.

Did I fail my con save, because consider me stunned.

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  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    Hey baby, I failed my saving throw against your charm!
  • ElysianEchoesElysianEchoes Member Posts: 475
    Is that your charisma or are you just happy to see me?
  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,979
    I rolled a 5 on my Diplomacy check to haggle with the hotel manager. We get half-off, but we have to share

    Hey girl, are you a cleric? 'Cuz you make me feel healed.

    Hey girl, are you a barbarian? 'Cuz your style is all the rage.

    Hey girl, I hope you're not a monk, since I'm tired of hands.

    Hey girl, want a +3 Rod of Pleasure?

    Hey girl, what do elves, drow, dwarfs, halflings, humans, dragonborn, tieflings, orcs, goblins and small woodland creatures have in common? They can all vouch for me.

    You must be a mage, because your AC so low I gotta hit that.
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