Best Defense Against Accusations [Spoiler]
billbisco
Member Posts: 364
It is well known that I am a Cleric and cannot wield daggers. Therefore, I could not have harmed her.
12
Comments
"That's right, your Honor. She fell on the dagger 17 times! I'm a Cleric, so you KNOW that I couldn't have been wielding it! My patron deity? Well, Bhaal... but that's irrelevant, your Honor!"
Judge: But Skie was killed with a dagger and you are the person who did it. Therefore, you stand accused not only of having murdered her but of the heinous crime of having modded your game to allow clerics to use edged weapons.
Charname: But I haven't modded by game.
Judge: The evidence suggests otherwise. The verdict is guilty. The sentence is death. Next case.
“Skeleton Warrior pick up Soultaker Dagger”
“Skeleton Warrior stab Skie”
Unsummon Skeleton Warrior
“It wasn’t me”
"I am a priest of Kelemvor, your honor."
"Rod of soultaking" sounds very cool.