This is a thread for pointless BG related poetry. Please put your random poetic tat here... Or just enjoy the randomness of my own attempts!
Once there was man called Gorion... A limerick
Once there was man called Gorion,
Who was manly and brave as a Lion,
But one thing did scare him,
So he left with the other young scion!
They met a young man who did mock,
Who went by the name of Sarevok,
Who demanded his ward,
And waved a big sword,
Made Gorion think 'what poppy cock!'
He did not trust his benevolence,
Did not treat his demand as relevant,
The greatest of mages,
The wisest of sages,
Ended up as of little irrelevance!
Surely he should have cast TimeStop!
Or cast Wish to end up on top!
Instead he was placid,
Casted Melf's arrow of acid,
And his head was neatly lopped off!
His ward was a little ungrateful,
His ward was not even helpful,
The right thing to do,
Was to bury and go,
But instead, looted his corpse disrespectful!