Your avatar is awesome, your humor is awesome and your imagination is awesome! I didn't visit this forum at the weekend and have seen this thread only today. Great idea! I've tried to give you different reactions (not only likes but also agrees and insightfuls) so that you have your new badges. Thumbs up! Thumbs up indeed!
Hexxat:It's a doozy, that's for sure. I've got a lot of red in my ledger, debts acquired throughout my life, payable in gold and blood... and other things.
Hexxat:This time, though, I think I've got the means to set myself free.
Edwin:Yes, well, be careful when searching for powerful artifacts. (And be mindful to inspect the name of them very carefully...)
In Sarevok's defense, ladies, he would never stupidly obsess over some Plain Jane nobody. He, like myself, prefers the blossoming, er...potatoes...of the world of danger and intrigue. Sultry clerics from exotic locales, dutiful amazonion champions, mysterious treasure hunting thieves. I don't know, I'm just sort of tossing ideas out there.
Aaaanyway, Hexxat, how do you feel about poison? Never touch the stuff, myself, since I just call out to Bane and he slaps it on my sword for me, but I do like it in the capable hands of my minio- er, colleagues.
Hexxat:Plain Jane...?!
Hexxat:Hmmph. Well, I have to hand it to you, poison... is just a tool. It's a useful tool, I'll admit, but it's not the be-all and end-all of weapons. There's a lot you can do with it, but I dislike it for one reason: it's incriminating.
Hexxat:Oh, sure, if you have a bunch of powerful wizards and adventurers you're travelling with you're probably not going to get searched, but if you are, you're in trouble. There's very few legitimate reasons to be carrying purple worm poison, for example, or lichblood.
You've even captured the "Nalia attitude", very clever indeed... I have even forgotten about it, but after reading your post, I was like "yeah that's how she really was, I remember now! Amazing." Silly me for not having tried BG1 NPC mod yet (there goes my nerd cred); but let me ask, how does this banters by @Sasayaki fare against that of the famed mod in terms of quality?
And by the way, you write fast. How much more if you took more lengthy time with serious thinking in writing banters?
Thanks. And I don't know, I haven't tried any mods (ever). I'm kind of bad.
Hexxat, do you have a good sense of humor? Inquiring jesters want to know. A sultry voice is nice, but witty or ridiculous commentary is essential.
Hexxat:I'm not sure. I don't think of myself as funny, but I mean, just a few questions ago I think I was getting smooth with a hamster. People tell me that I'm funny.
Edwin:Funny looking, more like. (Who in the Realms has purple hair, anyway?)
Viconia:I do not find her appearance so alien. At the academy of the drow, I saw much more strange and wonderful sights.
Jan Jansen:Oh yes, quite. One of my old friends, back when I was a much younger gnome, was nicknamed Firehair. She had a certain dye that glowed under infravision, so when viewed in the dark, her whole head seemed to be on fire. Of course, this proved to be quite a problem for her when her hair was caught in a candle, as nobody could tell that her hair really was on fire! Especially given her nickname, this made things very awkward. The dye, by the way, was the special product of the prison city of Wheloon. It's a lovely place, if you visit at the right time of year, because the people there are mostly-
Jaheira:What was the original question again?
Hexxat:If I'm funny.
Jaheira:Oh. Well, I do not find you particularly amusing, if that's of any aid.
Neera: Not really. I'm sorry, Jaheira, but you wouldn't know funny if it arced up and bit you on your posterior.
Jaheira:I don't understand. I'm very familiar with many different bite marks and poisons, I'm certain that with a little study I could-
I really, really hate to break it to you but... Bane's dead. Been dead these last 20 years gone.
You sure you haven't been calling out to his little brother Bone?
Oh, hm, that's right. I'll have to rethink that bit. Though, I'm not sure which is more disturbing, that I forgot Bane was slain, or that my poisonous smite still works despite it...Hexxat! I need more advice! What do you think of our pantheon? Do you have a cool patron deity? I think I need to make a change of a divine nature.
Hexxat:I do have a patron deity, but I like to keep her close to my skin. I'm not really a big fan of telling people secrets about myself; the more I do, the more weaknesses I expose of myself. And that's always something I avoid if I can.
Hexxat:I guess you could say I have trust issues. I don't know. After what happened in Calimshan I'm always looking over my shoulder.
I was commenting only on the comparison between certain sparkly sub-species of vampires and my bro- eh, peer, Sarevok, and the difference in the romantic inclinations thereof. As I hinted earlier, you're quite the enigma, and that is attractive, though your close-to-the-chest policy is starting to border on the paranoid.
We're adventurers. The very nature of our profession attracts and engenders the eccentric. There's no judgements here. *Gives Jaheira, Keldorn, Rasaad, Mazzy, and Aerie a sidelong glance and a wry smile.* Well...I don't judge, anyway. And, since you approve of my modus operandi, we're likely going to be comrades soon. That is a compact that I take very seriously! I mean, betray me and I'll leave you to drown in a pool of your own blood, but up until that point I am a stalwart ally who would never use your weaknesses against you.
The new concept art is awesome, but I have to ask: How do you keep your hood from falling down? I have a cloak with a similar style of hood, and it falls off if I simply walk too quickly
Hey Hexxat. Since you're such a fan of Miley Cyrus, do you twerk? Are you a master twerker?
If not, who in the party is? I assume you would say Viconia, due to the largeness of her rear. But we musn't make fun of her! After all, didn't a wise man once say that "fat bottom girls, they keep the rockin' world going 'round"?
The new concept art is awesome, but I have to ask: How do you keep your hood from falling down? I have a cloak with a similar style of hood, and it falls off if I simply walk too quickly
Hexxat:Oh yeah, that's a big problem. The amount of times I tripped up on that robe when I was doing that shoot... crazy. That thing is hard to walk in.
Hexxat:But damn I looked good in the end.
Edwin:I too have experienced these problems. I sometimes stand on my robes when walking. (It is hardly my fault that the robes of my order were so long and flowing...)
Hey Hexxat. Since you're such a fan of Miley Cyrus, do you twerk? Are you a master twerker?
If not, who in the party is? I assume you would say Viconia, due to the largeness of her rear. But we musn't make fun of her! After all, didn't a wise man once say that "fat bottom girls, they keep the rockin' world going 'round"?
Hexxat:I...
Imoen:Go on, say it.
Jaheira:Honesty is important, child.
Hexxat:Okay, okay. Look. Um. ... I went through a brief... "phase". For a while I was working my way up to five pips in twerking, if you know what I mean.
Hexxat:I gave it up. Sometimes, though, I look back and I think about what might have been if I'd gotten that fifth pip.
Hexxat:It would have been glorious.
Viconia:As I have stated many times, my recent "growth" has been due to this blasted hammer. It is one hundred percent pure muscle, and I look glorious for it.
Rasaad:Yes, you are certainly a full moon.
Minsc:That's no moon...!
Mazzy:I worry about you all, sometimes. More than sometimes.
I don't know. Halfling ladies are small, but they're proportional. So she'd be more like an apple bottom instead of Viconia's full heart shape. She also has that delightful caramel tone to her skin.
*steeples fingers* Yes, that image works just fine, I think.
Gods. @Sasayaki, you are brilliant. I'm a writer too, and I've done little banter quests like these with my own characters, but these... These are superb. I knew in the back of my mind that this thread wasn't official, but my heart can't tell the difference. Well done.
A question for Hexxat: any experience with female Charnames? (this can be taken multiple ways; interpret how you will )
Why all vampires are evil? atleast when I did detect evil you glow red. Why cant I change you to be good maybe then Mazzy would like you, since we all know that you are not totally evil monster.
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We're adventurers. The very nature of our profession attracts and engenders the eccentric. There's no judgements here. *Gives Jaheira, Keldorn, Rasaad, Mazzy, and Aerie a sidelong glance and a wry smile.* Well...I don't judge, anyway. And, since you approve of my modus operandi, we're likely going to be comrades soon. That is a compact that I take very seriously! I mean, betray me and I'll leave you to drown in a pool of your own blood, but up until that point I am a stalwart ally who would never use your weaknesses against you.
If not, who in the party is? I assume you would say Viconia, due to the largeness of her rear. But we musn't make fun of her! After all, didn't a wise man once say that "fat bottom girls, they keep the rockin' world going 'round"?
I mean, I'm not concerned, because I'm a pervert, but I was wondering what your opinion was.
Also, tell Mazzy that "travel-sized" isn't exactly a turn-on to most people.
I don't know. Halfling ladies are small, but they're proportional. So she'd be more like an apple bottom instead of Viconia's full heart shape. She also has that delightful caramel tone to her skin.
*steeples fingers* Yes, that image works just fine, I think.
You're a pervert, too! This thread is collecting them...
A question for Hexxat: any experience with female Charnames? (this can be taken multiple ways; interpret how you will
Why are you such a gimp due to being an unkitted thief, or not having a dual or multiclass?
Imoen > You.
Seems fine to me.