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Non-sense poll.

CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
edited November 2013 in Off-Topic
If you find something, some-a-thing, that makes sense, you must be right, right-as-hell.
The question is: "Do you want cookies??"
And, Don't... Forget to... Raise.. me.
  1. Non-sense poll.54 votes
    1. What the hell...?
        5.56%
    2. Well, I know this is senseless but, "we will, we will rock you!! Rock you!! BURN YOU!! BURN YOU!!!"
        0.00%
    3. You okay? You mad? Theres no answer for such-a-thing.
        0.00%
    4. Tell me, what can change the nature of a man?
      29.63%
    5. I am the Lord of Chaos, so I can choose these SuperB option and... I SHALL RULE AGAIN!!
        5.56%
    6. I want cookiezzz, yezz give me cookiezzzz!!
        9.26%
    7. Hold out me ya' Jink, you berk!! (Alms, Alms for the poor!)
        1.85%
    8. Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!!!
      16.67%
    9. Do you even know WHOM you face? You will suffer, you will ALL suffer!!
      27.78%
    10. Yes, thank you for the cookies, wait, were they poison... *cough* *cough* Only take me to a licensed cleric... Agh!!
        3.70%
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  • SouthpawSouthpaw Member Posts: 2,026
    Because Irenicus!
    CrevsDaakNonnahswriterRavenslightlolien
  • DrugarDrugar Member Posts: 1,566
    Cookieez with beards.
    lolien
  • etaglocetagloc Member Posts: 349
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    CrevsDaaklolien
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    Sodium is a crucial element in bioelectrical phenomena.
    FredjoCrevsDaaklolienjackjack
  • Chaotic_GoodChaotic_Good Member Posts: 255
    I much prefer 1 sense polls or even butter one straw penny polls. A lot of cents to be had here there is not Hmm.
    LordRumfishlolien
  • LordRumfishLordRumfish Member Posts: 937
    If a hen and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many waffles would it take to cover the roof of the henhouse?

    Give up?

    A bicycle, because vests have no sleeves!
    CrevsDaaklolien
  • FredjoFredjo Member Posts: 477
    Batman and Sodium Good? Don't think so...
    lolien
  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,607
    ou812?!?!?!
    lolien
  • WilburWilbur Member Posts: 1,173
    Magic mushrooms?
    lolien
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Your heart will be cut from your body and weighed.

    Your liver, kidneys, lungs and pancreas will be removed and pickled in glass jars.

    You will have your brain removed via your left nostril and discarded. (Ran out of jars...)

    Your sacred name will be etched onto parchment then sowed into your skin.

    You will be doused in scented oils and pungent embalming fluid.

    Finally you will be wrapped in the finest strands of white linen and entombed beneath 134 ft of sandstone arranged to strict pyramidal alignments.

    Then. AND ONLY THEN. Will I allow you to make another vacuous poll.
    CrevsDaakbooinyoureyeslolienjackjack
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Wilbur said:

    Magic mushrooms?

    Myconids?
    Fredjo said:

    Batman and Sodium Good? Don't think so...

    Sodium is Na in the periodic table... na nananananana BATMAN! Huh? Anyone??

    If a hen and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many waffles would it take to cover the roof of the henhouse?

    Give up?

    A bicycle, because vests have no sleeves!
    And eggs do not have hair, WHAT A COINCIDENCE! And never give up without a fight (reloads do not count).
    @etalgoc You Arioch?? Xiombarg??
    @Drugar I didn't knew that you talked like a Ghoul...
    LordRumfishlolien
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    @Anduin when I become a mummy?? Sounds, interesting, but I would like to be a VAMPIRE RAAGGH!!! They a lot better, immunity to normal and +1 weapons (some are immune to +2 too), level drain each hit, and, also you don't die, you come back, rest and done, alive again, well, not alive, UNDEAD!!
    Anduinlolien
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Be ANYTHING but a vampire.

    (I swear there is a vampiric conspiracy that they will suck the life out D&D and change the the meaning of Buffs forever...)

    But can they shuffle?

    No.
    CrevsDaaklolien
  • DrugarDrugar Member Posts: 1,566
    @CrevsDaak

    It was early in the morning.
    CrevsDaaklolien
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited November 2013
    @Drugar you ate cookies for breakfast? Great, give me one, PLEASE, be gentle ENOUGH!! :D
    @Anduin they can dance Harlem Shuffle as well :)
    lolien
  • dementeddemented Member Posts: 388
    The cookies weren't poisoned, they were raisin oatmeal which is worse than poison.

    You're a sick sick moo cow CrevsDaak.
    Fredjololien
  • TeflonTeflon Member, Translator (NDA) Posts: 515
    Are you all right? :)
    lolien
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    @Teflon maybe... :P
    Yes, why do you ask?
    @demented I am your father, not a cow.
    lolien
  • old_jolly2old_jolly2 Member Posts: 453
    -I will practice some Haste spells on that one...
    -Don't forget the Aganazzar before 'hand'...
    -Hahahah .. ... hh... Hold ...

    lolien
  • murmandamusmurmandamus Member Posts: 45
    TIAX RULES ALL!
    CrevsDaaklolien
  • old_jolly2old_jolly2 Member Posts: 453
    edited November 2013

    TIAX RULES ALL!

    Obivously , a danger as you can see.... Tsk tsk...

    CrevsDaaklolien
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited December 2013
    OKAY

    I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERE IS AN ANSWER AND I AM MAD MAYBE.

    ALSO I AM IN NEED FOR A CAPS UNLOCK KEY.
    AND I like eating shoes, who doesn't?
    lolien
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    Give me cookies and milk and then I will CRUSH THEM. CRUSH THEM TO GOO.
    Cookie Milkshake
    CrevsDaaklolien
  • Mrpenfold666Mrpenfold666 Member Posts: 428
    "i feel the warp overtaking me, IT IS A GOOD PAIN"
    lolien
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    *throws cookie nuke to @booinyoureyes *
    I AM THE LORD OF MURDER, MORTALS!!!!!!!
    And I am deeply bored, I don't have BG2:EE and I have 3 (damned) months of holidays.
    lolienDungeonnoob
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    edited December 2013
    @LordRumfish is the party's new Bard.

    Inspire Giggles +1
    CrevsDaakLordRumfishMrpenfold666lolien
  • AlmateriaAlmateria Member Posts: 257
    Hey guys. I want all of you to notice how cool and random I am. Don't be afraid; you may touch me. I'm great like that.
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    edited December 2013
    Almateria said:

    Hey guys. I want all of you to notice how cool and random I am. Don't be afraid; you may touch me. I'm great like that.

    HEY YOUR A MORE RANDOM THAM ME!!!
    EDIT: I WAS KIDDING, THE ONLY THING MORE RANDOM THAM ME IS @LadyRhian posting videos from YouTube.
    Fredjololien
  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    My choice picked with the help of: https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

    I thought i don't bother with creating an insane thread, i'll rather raise a good old one.
    RavenslightCrevsDaakJuliusBorisov
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