Thanks to y'all in this here forum, I had to go and buy both BGEE and BG2EE!
Now, I'll have no free time for months, thanks to you guys. My friends hate you (or they would, if I had any, but those things are way too expensive so I gave 'em up years ago).
My family hates you (which is kind of a bonus, now that I think about it).
So, I guess it's all gain and no loss to me afterall.
On second thought, I take back the curse and instead I offer this blessing:
"May The Flight of the Bumblebee" never infest your brain as an ear worm.