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Neco is bored. Choose your own adventure, Baldur's Gate style!



  • NecomancerNecomancer Member Posts: 622
    edited April 2014
    Ignore this. Trouble posting and such.
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Corvino said:

    Xzar is probably the scariest stick figure I've ever seen.

    We need to make Quartz a stick figure!
    He'll be even more scaring!
  • ElrandirElrandir Member Posts: 1,664
    Obviously you should! Imoen is just racist towards halflings and the mentally handicapped! (They're a race, right?)
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    It's about time a wyvern with feet like rabbits swoops down and takes Imoen with it. Seriously, this scenario will make everyone happy. And after some months passed, he could even try to save the wyvern in distress or something.
  • CorvinoCorvino Member Posts: 2,269
    This guy's wandering the wilderness pestering strangers about their mental states? He doesn't seem too well-adjusted to me (regardless of bonus style points for the hat).

    Get the address of his milliner/hatter and politely make your excuses to leave! Oh the possibilities - a stylish Chapeau, elegant Bicorne, the world is your bivalve mollusc.
  • jackjackjackjack Member Posts: 3,251
    Did, um, Imoen kill someone?
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,162
    then run.
  • meaglothmeagloth Member Posts: 3,806

    WHAT is in her hand??!!!
  • NonnahswriterNonnahswriter Member Posts: 2,520
    meagloth said:

    WHAT is in her hand??!!!

    Clearly it is an alien corpse dangling from her neck. A trophy, if you will, to celebrate her latest killing of the "Rawr I have come for your womenz"-race.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    Has Imoen found a pocket rocket?
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,162
    edited April 2014
    Steal his belt! Then it will be ok to wet your pants, since then you can go <3 shopping <3 with Imoen
  • ElrandirElrandir Member Posts: 1,664
    "sadly, dur to your low wisdom" That typo fits the sentence very nicely.

    Um... Kick his toe! Nothing hurts worse than a stubbed toe!
  • CorvinoCorvino Member Posts: 2,269
    edited April 2014
    You're a poor innocent! Let Montaron and Xzar, experienced adventurers that they are, deal with this menace. If they end up dying horribly then you can build them some kind of monument much, much later.

    Also, belts might look good on Imoen. They provide an aesthetic caesura between the pink of her torso and the pink of her legs. You cannot argue with style.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Sweet talk the ogre! And let Nessa the Cow do a German Suplex on his foot!
  • karnor00karnor00 Member Posts: 680
    I've notice that right about the time our hero, er.. didn't reload and didn't steal that lovely red hat, Elminst..old man dropped some green goo at his feet. Because Elminst..old man knew that shortly thereafter, the ogre would be standing in that spot and would slip and die (Imoen stood there too but her catlike thief reflexes made her automatically avoid the danger).

    Clearly Elminst..old man did this to thank us for not stealing his hat.
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