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I found KidCarnival's underbook (Underdark's version of facebook)

SouthpawSouthpaw Member Posts: 2,026
Sooo...please don't tell @KidCarnival‌ about this, but I have found his underbook page and requested a status of a "non-mortal-enemy" (similar to "friend" on the silly human facebook).
That gave me access to his photoes.

I thought I would share a bit...


Well, we all know about KidC being a beholder and all, but only upon seeing his profile, I learned upon KIC's whole and rich heritage. Like his famous grand-dad "The Ol' Eye", killed by some unnamed burglars.
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(He ate them and they were carrying so many flasks of poison it actually did him, I've heard.)

And his old man who ...regrettably... fell victim to some rowdy, drunk over-landers.
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Reportedly, he was never the same...eye...as before, after the incident and keeps to himself nowadays.

More to his family...we know he has a small nephew
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But I was a bit shocked KidC also has a sister. The family obviously does not talk to her after she got into her rebellious years, sported a mohawk and started to trail around some crazy, weed-smoking druids.
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....aaaaaaanyway. @KidCarnival‌ as we all know him and lov fear him.
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Even since he was a wee little lad eye,
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KidC loved to play and eat other inhabitants of the Underdark. I did stumble upon a picture when he was bullied by a group of snotty drows.
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I bet they got what was coming to them.

KidC seemed to try to experiment a bit with drugs on several occasions
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and briefly worked as a day watcher in the Museum of Nature and Life
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...though he got fired and the museum got re-named to "the Museum of petrified humanoids" after some freak accident which involved KidC, several mirrors and a peacock feather.

KidC tried to find himself then, trying to find work as a mount
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or a disco-ball in one infamous Underdark's club.
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But we all know how this ended. When he first donned a suit of armor and became so enamoured by the full plate classes that he never went back to silly spellcasting..
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All these rough and exciting years of youth were full of bad times and even worse time, but that never did let him down (I mean..."stop-levitating" down) and he did eventually grow up to be the funny and witty killing machine horrible abomination I have met in a filthy tavern in Candlekeep one strange morning...
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  • TressetTresset Member, Moderator Posts: 8,262
    edited April 2014
    Forgive me for being incredibly slow but ummm.... This is a joke right?

    *thinks really hard as to whether underbook is a real thing or not*
    booinyoureyeselminster
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    Anduin said:

    But where is he now? I miss him awfully. He hasn't set eyes on me in ages...

    You should poke him on Underbook
    jackjackelminsterCrevsDaakJuliusBorisov
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