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Jan Jansen inventions (turnip fork out of the question! I believe Lantan already achieved this :D)

Come up with your own Faerunian mad inventions that would honour the great turnip eater! >:3

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  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,315
    Turnip masher.

    A +3 club that also doubles as a culinary tool for breaking up the thick outer skin of many varieties of turnip.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    The turnip soup elixir.

    This liquid is espically designed to melt any turnip into a sweet creamy broth without any of the mashing cutting camp fore meal prep time by 42.6%

    The downside to such an amazing product is that it can melt other organic stuff into a gory paste, so make sure you wear gloves while handling the elixir.
  • doggydoggy Member Posts: 313
    The turnipiator

    Will turn any boring vegetable be it potato or eggplant into a mouth dripping turnip.

    Unfortunately there's a 25% change it will turn into a molded cloth instead...
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