[...] I'm also a big fan of lines that break the 4th wall. Khalid is especially good at this: "Cl-Click on someone y-your own size!"
The best one is Edwin: "I don't understand this MOUSE MAGIC that makes me do your bidding..." Just wow... even from these small details one can appreciate how GOOD this game is!
Melicamp's item description describes how Chickens are enjoyed not only for their eggs but also for their meat.
Also, Kiser or whatever his name is in Saradush. The comment you can make about him using big words is one of the best comeback lines over the course of the series in my opinion. Someone could post that please?
Basicly anything by Edwin, but one of my personal favorites is said after Aerie discovers she's pregnant in Throne of Bhaal;
Edwin: Well, it would seem the leader of our little group has impregnated the impressionable circus child. And here I thought she was merely getting chubby without the ring master's whip to keep her in shape.
A fine display of random assholery by our favorite Red Wizard.
And a bonus one, featuring his trademark under-his-breath muttering featuring Odren from Watcher's Keep; Odren: You knew not what you did, Charname, so your foolishness can be forgiven, I am sure. Edwin: Oh, why yes, THANK YOU for your gracious forgiveness for our GRIEVOUS error. (Let's see...one good fireball...no, make that two...plus a horrid wilting spell, yes yes...)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!! You need a new tailor, your clothes are absolutely dreadful! DEATH TO YOU ALL!!! I ate his liver with a nice chianti and some fava beans *slurp**slurp* Me will crush you! Crush you to goo!
Also, Kiser or whatever his name is in Saradush. The comment you can make about him using big words is one of the best comeback lines over the course of the series in my opinion. Someone could post that please?
Can someone post that epic funny variable banter between Korgan and Nalia/Jaheira/Aerie when you release the girl from the cell with two trolls in slavers' den? There were some fine lines there about flower eating pansy lovers, staring at the back of the ladies' rear end all day while marching and remarks about dwarven bed chamber.
"Is it just me, or is the world filled with wackos? Okay, Mr. Psycho Gnome, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but we're really not interested in your rock garden."
-Charname to Mutamin, the maniacal wizard who uses basilisks to turn people to stone. XD
There is a troll cook in windspear hills which orders you to jump onto a grill when you enter his room. I recall it was pretty funny but don't remember the exact conversation.
Sarevok Anchev: Ranger, turn your rodent's gaze another direction! I will not be scrutinised as though by some ridiculous divining rod! Minsc: Boo has an uncanny judge of character, but you... you give him trouble. Sarevok Anchev: I'll give him more than that if this continues! I nearly conquered a nation! I will not be judged by a creature that stores nuts in its cheeks! Jan Jansen: Hey! I resemble that remark. Sarevok Anchev: Trust me, gnome, you do not want to partake in my wrath this day. Minsc: Food storage aside, Boo controls himself far better than you do. Do you see him ranting about mere glances? Let's look. Sarevok Anchev: What? Minsc: See? No rant. In fact, now he is snuffling about for a comfy place to sleep. Admirable restraint. Sarevok Anchev: I'm still in Hell, aren't I? This is insanity. Minsc: Ah, finally a calming look comes across your face. Boo's handiwork, no doubt? Doesn't that feel better? Sarevok Anchev: Let's... let's go kill something. Soon.
Its sad seeing as the game tells you repeatidly not to do it but some of the best banters in BG2 come from mixing and matching NPC's of various alighnments.
Neera summons a demon and immediately informs me that casting spells isn't as easy as she makes it look. Though, I wasn't sure if it was really THAT funny, considering the fight the party already had on their hands with Ekandor and his henchmen.
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Just wow... even from these small details one can appreciate how GOOD this game is!
If you die, Khalid i swear you'll never hear the end of it" Jaheira
Made me chuckle.
Also, Kiser or whatever his name is in Saradush. The comment you can make about him using big words is one of the best comeback lines over the course of the series in my opinion. Someone could post that please?
Edwin: Well, it would seem the leader of our little group has impregnated the impressionable circus child. And here I thought she was merely getting chubby without the ring master's whip to keep her in shape.
A fine display of random assholery by our favorite Red Wizard.
And a bonus one, featuring his trademark under-his-breath muttering featuring Odren from Watcher's Keep;
Odren: You knew not what you did, Charname, so your foolishness can be forgiven, I am sure.
Edwin: Oh, why yes, THANK YOU for your gracious forgiveness for our GRIEVOUS error. (Let's see...one good fireball...no, make that two...plus a horrid wilting spell, yes yes...)
You need a new tailor, your clothes are absolutely dreadful!
DEATH TO YOU ALL!!!
I ate his liver with a nice chianti and some fava beans *slurp**slurp*
Me will crush you! Crush you to goo!
Maybe your grandiose vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for an insufficiency in the nether regions of your anatomy! - [Charname]
" Ooooh Exactly like the tunnels of my old clan !"
... when we are in the Cloakwood mines -_-
The guy with Marl
"Is it just me, or is the world filled with wackos? Okay, Mr. Psycho Gnome, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but we're really not interested in your rock garden."
-Charname to Mutamin, the maniacal wizard who uses basilisks to turn people to stone. XD
"Keep yer straw and sticks! Only stone protects the pigs!"
I'm guessing a three little pigs reference, but the motivation behind it leaves me puzzled
"Do ya wanna tell me a story bout' trollops and plug tails? Please?"
Considering as far as I know, 'trollop' generally refers to a lady-of-questionable-repute... I'm afraid to think of what Imoen has in mind o_O
I always here the line Scone for some reason...
I'M ACTUALLY QUITE SHY!
What is it NOW!
I wanted infra vision like the elve's, but tis more than simply taking their eyes!
*Party gets attacked by a gnoll outside the Nashkel Mines*
*In the midst of battle, I hear the "AH SERVE TEH FLAMMING FIIIIIST!" and see a Flaming Fist guard approach*
Flaming Fist: "Stop what you're doing!"
Me: Oh no...
Flaming Fist: "Sorry to bother you, but you should be aware of the danger you're in right now."
Me: *facepalms* No... Really? I had no idea that gnolls could be so dangerous!
I swear, it's amazing what context can do to a simple sentence. XD
Minsc: Boo has an uncanny judge of character, but you... you give him trouble.
Sarevok Anchev: I'll give him more than that if this continues! I nearly conquered a nation! I will not be judged by a creature that stores nuts in its cheeks!
Jan Jansen: Hey! I resemble that remark.
Sarevok Anchev: Trust me, gnome, you do not want to partake in my wrath this day.
Minsc: Food storage aside, Boo controls himself far better than you do. Do you see him ranting about mere glances? Let's look.
Sarevok Anchev: What?
Minsc: See? No rant. In fact, now he is snuffling about for a comfy place to sleep. Admirable restraint.
Sarevok Anchev: I'm still in Hell, aren't I? This is insanity.
Minsc: Ah, finally a calming look comes across your face. Boo's handiwork, no doubt? Doesn't that feel better?
Sarevok Anchev: Let's... let's go kill something. Soon.
Its sad seeing as the game tells you repeatidly not to do it but some of the best banters in BG2 come from mixing and matching NPC's of various alighnments.
funny thing is My Character actually did fight with a golden sword. Baldran's sword on the werewolf Island.
-Dynaheir...While we're walking around Ulgoth's Beard, a village with about eight buildings...