@KidCarnival I totally forgot about that thread...
Once I'm done here, I'll share all characters, too. "Level 10 (could be 11, not sure how much XP the fire giant gives) Drow Jester with Elven Chain" alone should overshadow any character shared there so far.
...right. that's it. now i can die, because nothing will ever surpass a picture of a good Mindflayer worshipper of Lathander, invisible happy Drow jester and a smelly, love-struck Mummy Mage...
@KidCarnival I'm to get new BATHROBES! All the best heroes wear bathrobes! Yoda, Gandalf, Hugh Hefner! Put those Bathrobes of Neutral Arch Magnificent on me baby! Yeah!
I'm working on the other half of the party, but have yet to figure out how my backpack stays on my back. It's difficult without arms and shoulders...
@Anduin: Are you 100 % sure about bathrobes? They have belts, no buttons. And you can't wear a helm because you balance a Pale Green Ioun Stone on your head. Or... is that the thing in your head...? Southpaw?
@Southpaw Stop referring to my Ioun stone as a bottle stopper... It's just weird. And stop tapping my SKULL. The echoey sound is because @Samus has not replaced my Brain yet.
@Kidcarnival I do like Bathrobes WITH buttons. Preferably red. Plus, what stops a Ioun stone going around a helmet wearing Mage... I am sure there is a big conspiracy against mages to protect there heads. Could you imagine if we face a monster that likes to eat eyeballs in the pits!?! I would be in trouble!
Well... I WOULDN'T... As I have buttons for eyes... But think about everyone else!
STOP!
I've just lost a button... Worst than contact lenses.... Least you can PARTIALLY see when you lose one of them... @KidCarnival are you standing on it? Uh... Levitating on it?
Thank you @Samus . This Brain is simply marvelous! *Unscrews top of skull and places cauliflower into the cavity* Ahhh, yes! My old memories are returning...
However, a few memories from the original user are still present... *Peers into the inner mind*
I see sunny days... In a field... Oh, happy days growing, enjoying the rain...
I see... I see another field... Ooooh! Hatred... A burning HATRED! AN ALL CONSUMING HATE!
The other field *gasp* It is a field of... of... sweet mercy... THE HORROR!
The field... The other field is full... FULL! Full of the ENEMY!
This Brain... This Brain belonged to a cleric... A faithful servant of the Sacred Army of White... A cleric devoted to the five a day... He stood proud... Firm against the growing enemy... But he was powerless... POWERLESS to stop them tearing his elders from their home and hearth...
They brought Iron. Yet, he faced them bravely... But without him... *sob*
I WILL CONTINUE THIS CLERICS FIGHT!
BROCCOLI HERE MY NAME AND TREMBLE, MY NAME IS ANDUIN AND I WILL DESTROY YOU!
The big round puffy beholder @KidCarnival changes his face...erm...body to a lighter shade and runs...erm...levitates away screaming *They are after me lucky eyes!* WIzard in red pajamas rolls his eyes and hurries after him.
A short look into the kitchen reveals @Anduin, a mummy hacking some green vegetables with my warhammer and the drow jester @Samus sitting nearby and singing *hack, hack the broccoli ! hack it with yer stick...*
Southpaw stretches his legs, slurps unidentifiable liquid out from his jar and nods to the huge furry rakshasa @FinneousPJ, picking his teeth.
I must protest! I am not "big, round and puffy"! I am as athletic as any other paladin; permanently working out by smashing evil with my... strong... sword... arm... H̢a͝-ha!̡ /͞c͟a͠rt̵ma͝n̕
You know what, if you don't stop making fun of my lack of extremities, I sell you to Ghlouralk.
Now that you've developed such an epic cast of characters easily rivaling the internet sensation Order of the Stick, it'd be a shame to have it end with the Black Pits. I vote a multiplayer game with this party!
(I have no idea. I still haven't managed to confuse two basilisks to see if they can petrify each other either. I'm assuming it works like spell reflection for Beholders?)
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Hey, I tried... I have no arms!
@Samus Did I ask for a new brain or a new bra? ~
~ @Southpaw , definitely heard you say new brain *slobber*~
Err.. Yeah... I need a new brain, but I am unsure of the size...~
~A man of your outstanding intellect and wisdom obviously has a BIG JUICY BRAIN *drool*~
I am so vain... Hehe... Can you get me one big juicy brain please @Samus !~
~TWO!~
Make that two @Samus. You never know if I will lose another one... Why mages can't wear a helmet is beyond me...
~Myth started by the Master Illithid race, to ensure easy access to the best minds and brains of Faerun~
I am so full of knowledge! Hang on! If I know that... THEN I MUST HAVE A BRAIN!~
~*whistles* This is the air blowing between your ears *whistles*~
Maybe not...
@Anduin: Are you 100 % sure about bathrobes? They have belts, no buttons. And you can't wear a helm because you balance a Pale Green Ioun Stone on your head. Or... is that the thing in your head...? Southpaw?
...and besides, that whistling sound was a bit annoying.
But I polished the stone first! It was clean!
@Kidcarnival I do like Bathrobes WITH buttons. Preferably red. Plus, what stops a Ioun stone going around a helmet wearing Mage... I am sure there is a big conspiracy against mages to protect there heads. Could you imagine if we face a monster that likes to eat eyeballs in the pits!?! I would be in trouble!
Well... I WOULDN'T... As I have buttons for eyes... But think about everyone else!
STOP!
I've just lost a button... Worst than contact lenses.... Least you can PARTIALLY see when you lose one of them... @KidCarnival are you standing on it? Uh... Levitating on it?
( hands her a cauliflower )
However, a few memories from the original user are still present... *Peers into the inner mind*
I see sunny days... In a field... Oh, happy days growing, enjoying the rain...
I see... I see another field... Ooooh! Hatred... A burning HATRED! AN ALL CONSUMING HATE!
The other field *gasp* It is a field of... of... sweet mercy... THE HORROR!
The field... The other field is full... FULL! Full of the ENEMY!
This Brain... This Brain belonged to a cleric... A faithful servant of the Sacred Army of White... A cleric devoted to the five a day... He stood proud... Firm against the growing enemy... But he was powerless... POWERLESS to stop them tearing his elders from their home and hearth...
They brought Iron. Yet, he faced them bravely... But without him... *sob*
I WILL CONTINUE THIS CLERICS FIGHT!
BROCCOLI HERE MY NAME AND TREMBLE, MY NAME IS ANDUIN AND I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Edwin, be a good familiar and go scout ahead if there's anything dangerous in the arena...
WIzard in red pajamas rolls his eyes and hurries after him.
A short look into the kitchen reveals @Anduin, a mummy hacking some green vegetables with my warhammer and the drow jester @Samus sitting nearby and singing
*hack, hack the broccoli ! hack it with yer stick...*
Southpaw stretches his legs, slurps unidentifiable liquid out from his jar and nods to the huge furry rakshasa @FinneousPJ, picking his teeth.
...a lovely morning...
You know what, if you don't stop making fun of my lack of extremities, I sell you to Ghlouralk.
(A ball is a shape. And it's perfect.)
Athletic! And light as a feather, graceful like an elf!
An̵d͡ ar͜ms̵ l҉i̷ḱe a..҉.̧ ̕o͢h̕, ́w͞a͢it̵, no a͠r̶ms̶...
I meant appartment. No idea where that lair came from.
I̵ se͏e ͜w̸h́a͝t͏ you ̶d̛i̛d t̡h̡ere.
That is MY catchphrase! Stop impersonating me!
*͠wa̢ves a͡rm̷s̀* ͘Ì ̸s͠u͘rrénd̢e͠r, I s̕u̢rr̕eńder!
*shifty main eye* Very funny, wizard, very funny.
After I moved, certainly possible.
*face̵pal͡m* Y̕ou ̷ha͟ve ͟n͝o҉ ̴i͏d͡ea ẃh͡a̧t̸ h̀appe҉ns̸ if y͠ou gaze ҉at ͠a͡ r̸e͢fl͞e̕cti͢n͜g͞ ͠su͡rf͟ac͡e,̴ ̀d́o y̢o͟u͏?
By the way, where is our merry group in the Black Pits? I remember start of Tier3, right? Looking forward to hear about what happens next.