Our Paladin has fallen in love with the portly inn keeper. Bjornin helaed long ago, but he is afraid to leave the side of his true love, and so fakes his illness so that he may stay and the keeper will continue caring for him. He has spent over a year building up to a confession of his true feelings, but his shyness keeps getting the better of him.
Alas, if only the affairs of the heart were as easy to resolve as a marauding group of ogres.
It's really the goody-two shoes gene that causes this - he would have healed several times over by now but every time some healing approaches a wound it sends it away saying no no I'm sure there are other wounds that need more attention than I and the healing is sent hither and yon getting the same message from each wound it approaches until it simply withers away and another bit of healing appears and approaches a wound and the wound sends it away saying no no I'm sure there are other wounds that need more attention than I and the healing is sent hither and yon and......
Look. You have enough intestines in your gut to get halfway to the moon... Bjornin got disembowelled last outing. Not disastrous as he is growing them back 2cm a day! Until then it is a cheap time at the bar, buying one drink, then continually refilling it from the magic filling colostomy bag...
I heard about that one back at the temple before an inquisition. In reality he's just an initiate that seems to have gotten lost from his commander and is to afraid to return to his temple for fear of punishment. I'll get him on the way back to Baldur's Gate when I make another run from Nashkel.
I think the reason why's he still there is that he saw Imoen and realize he could never have her and decided to spend the rest of his days drowning himself ale. Imoen has the effect on a lot of people.
Well Imoen is useful to the group and Dawn is just a plot point for the fifth season and after that she just takes up space. But you could argue that they both have cheery personalities.
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Alas, if only the affairs of the heart were as easy to resolve as a marauding group of ogres.
"Hey Bar-keep. I need nuth'r of them home brews - Hic!"
"Can you let me out please? Its dark and stuffy in here!" "Quiet you! You already put me over my encumberance limit!"
...that got me thinking, monks do get a "Lay on hands" spell too, but only on themselves. (Monks get healed with a little "private time" ?)
Rasaad
"Isn't that Viconia really something? I think I'll need some time in my bunk" - Rasaad
I hope you weren't referring to me. I'm more of a library pony. =-p
He took an arrow to the knee, the incurable ailment that befalls adventures.
Gah! Flag option That way --->
Is that what you're in need of? Some Vitamin Immy?
Who doesn't? Vitamin Immy is a crucial for a growing Adventure.
Haha! Fair enough!