Well, if it makes you feel any better, there are lots of 'little' (compared to a pickup...) Ziggies flying around... If you count parasite hosts as parents, and really, what was he if not their mother?
Moral of the story: Don't be an atheist! You'll be eaten alive by parasitic wasp larvae!
"Now, Timmy, what happens to little boys who don't believe in God?"
'Their intestines are bored out and used as an amniotic sac to contain parasitic space spiders until they are at the second state of gestation at which point the spiders begin their slow devouring of the internal organs until they are matured enough to burst forth from the anus in a glorious shower of viscera.'
*the silence is palpable*
"They don't get dessert, Timmy. That's all that happens. They don't get dessert."
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Moral of the story: Don't be an atheist! You'll be eaten alive by parasitic wasp larvae!
'Their intestines are bored out and used as an amniotic sac to contain parasitic space spiders until they are at the second state of gestation at which point the spiders begin their slow devouring of the internal organs until they are matured enough to burst forth from the anus in a glorious shower of viscera.'
*the silence is palpable*
"They don't get dessert, Timmy. That's all that happens. They don't get dessert."
'Do you believe in God, mother?'