You encounter a giant spider, what do?
OneAngryMushroom
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You find a massive 14 inch (35 cm) wide, endangered spider the middle of a room in your house. You must get rid of it. How would you do so?
Rules of engagement.
1. You cannot kill it, it is endangered.
2. It must ultimately, get it out of your house
3. You can sell it to scientists if you capture it unharmed.
4. You can only use items that can be found in your house.
5. The spider can sense what your doing because of the sensitive the hairs on its body. Is lightning quick.
6. The spider does not know mercy.
7. You cannot scream like a little girl, wet your pants, then set your house on fire.
Rules of engagement.
1. You cannot kill it, it is endangered.
2. It must ultimately, get it out of your house
3. You can sell it to scientists if you capture it unharmed.
4. You can only use items that can be found in your house.
5. The spider can sense what your doing because of the sensitive the hairs on its body. Is lightning quick.
6. The spider does not know mercy.
7. You cannot scream like a little girl, wet your pants, then set your house on fire.
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Step 2: Put cat in room and close the door
Step 3: Watch cat play with said spider till one of them is a main course
Step 4: If cat is fed then open door. If cat is dead then call authorities and demand to know why an endangered spider was able to enter my complex and kill my beloved pet and that compensation should be forth right for the mental anguish endured of having to bury the one thing that has stayed beside me my entire life not to mention the trauma I will suffer every time I see anything resembling a spider.
Step 5: Profit - for either myself or the cat.
If it's that big and that hairy, I'm killing that sucker. Killing it with fire.
"bitch, you gotta get out of here . if my parents see you they'll kill you for sure!"
And it didn't move .
"Look, let me put you on this paper so I can take you out"
And it didn't let me.
"Ok, take your time. But be careful around here!"
Spiders rule.
I can assure you beyond a shadow of a doubt that I will never open a box labeled "spider safehouse"
How else am I supposed to get a Cloak of Spider Climb?
Use a vacuum cleaner nozzle on low power. Suck the spider up, (from above the spider, so the legs get pushed down by the tube). Then take out the bag / plastic drum.
I presume you were talking about legs as well... If the abdomen was 35cm across, the nozzle would simply suck and stick the spiders exoskeleton to the nozzle of the vacuum, and cause a strange vroooom sound. This could change as the spiders internals are sucked up through the pipe... The exoskeleton will then fall to the floor and you could possibly stuff it and sell it to a museum... If you have seen any large spiders in a museum, you think about how they did it...
Actually, should have said climb walls like a spider.
Remember that the spider has sensitive hairs on its body and can feel air movements around it akin to a fly. You'd cause it to aggro because of the flying box. Also great idea with the Cloak of Spider Climbing, that is how you start a business.
You sir, are completely insane. Spiders are made of a very specific formula of scary, creepy, and exoskeleton.
2. WHY ?
3. no prisoner
4. A Railgune? don`t ask what i have at home,...
5. then it would go insane,..
6. Neither do I.
7. jeah can`t scream high enough,..