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I once played a mod in which an elven NPC said "My arse is as clean as a human inn."

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But I have no idea which mod it was.

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  • bdeonovicbdeonovic Member Posts: 86
    Winthrop says: "My old tavern's as clean as an Elven arse!"
  • CzarnyCzarny Member Posts: 42
    @bdeonovic That would be the joke, yes :)
  • PugPugPugPug Member Posts: 560
    And he says hotel, not tavern.
  • SCARY_WIZARDSCARY_WIZARD Member Posts: 1,438
    It might have been Classic Adventures? Could be wrong...I've heard that line, too.
  • lunarlunar Member Posts: 3,460
    That's a very vulgar elf there. And it does not work well, elven arses are supposed to be clean and smooth like a baby's bottom, while human inns are generally...well...
  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,606
    Eww
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  • SCARY_WIZARDSCARY_WIZARD Member Posts: 1,438
    Eudaemonium said:

    Samus said:

    Ah a fine discussion on human anatomy.... I think I shall be leaving now...

    I actually believe the discussion was about elven anatomy and human accommodation practices.
    That sentence.
  • NifftNifft Member Posts: 1,065
    lunar said:

    That's a very vulgar elf there. And it does not work well, elven arses are supposed to be clean and smooth like a baby's bottom, while human inns are generally...well...

    Both are...
    - Booked for the evening?
    - Full of rats?
    - For a few gold more, available in "Royal"?
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  • dementeddemented Member Posts: 388
    edited May 2013
    I think that was the elf's way of asking you for a wet wipe.
    bdeonovic said:

    Winthrop says: "My old tavern's as clean as an Elven arse!"

    If you think about it that's hardly a comparison which inspires confidence. Even elves have to excrete waste.
  • PugPugPugPug Member Posts: 560
    edited May 2013
    demented said:

    I think that was the elf's way of asking you for a wet wipe.

    bdeonovic said:

    Winthrop says: "My old tavern's as clean as an Elven arse!"

    If you think about it that's hardly a comparison which inspires confidence. Even elves have to excrete waste.


    I don't know, I'm pretty sure Elhan would deny it.

    And are you saying Aerie poops?

    Ridiculous.
  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,606
    This conversation is ruining my image of elves.
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  • Troodon80Troodon80 Member, Developer Posts: 4,110
    On the flip side of the coin, this conversation is really improving my image of human inns.
  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,606
    Indeed.
    Samus said:

    CoM_Solaufein said:

    This conversation is ruining my image of elves.

    The Drow still rule supreme though!
  • dementeddemented Member Posts: 388
    Samus said:



    The Drow still rule supreme though!

    Oh please, the Drow are weak. Oh noes, there is big dragon blocking our way to the surface. Should we fight it or just cower in our crappy city and hope some big strong man will steal it's eggs for us.

  • SCARY_WIZARDSCARY_WIZARD Member Posts: 1,438
    edited May 2013
    Or they could wait a couple of millenia for the dragon to die of old age.
  • AscerionAscerion Member Posts: 271
    edited May 2013
    ~demented

    "Oh please, the Drow are weak. Oh noes, there is big dragon blocking our way to the surface. Should we fight it or just cower in our crappy city and hope some big strong man will steal it's eggs for us."


    The scout pulled away, rolled and came to his feet with his kukris in front of him.
    No attack came. The portal drake splayed across the floor of the cavern. Blood came less frequently and with less urgency with every fading heartbeat.

    "Always knew..." the dying dragon sighed, "it would be... a drow."
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