Christmas Thread 2013 - Presents for NPCs!
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Based on http://forum.baldursgate.com/discussion/11202/christmas-thread-2012-your-presents-for-baldur-s-gate-npcs/p1 . I've actually been waiting all year for this, just so I can give more NPCs stuff.
Sooo any obscure or not-obscure Baldur's Gate or Icewind Dale or Planescape: Torment NPCs or anything like that, that you want to give presents to, now's your chance!
I guess rules are probably in order for this thread. Just be nice to each other, it's a lovey huggy thread, where we dance and frolick and give fictional characters fictional items!
Let me start.
Neera gets a ring of wizardry from me! Ain't that nice, Neera, now you can cast ALL of the reckless dweomers you want!
Sooo any obscure or not-obscure Baldur's Gate or Icewind Dale or Planescape: Torment NPCs or anything like that, that you want to give presents to, now's your chance!
I guess rules are probably in order for this thread. Just be nice to each other, it's a lovey huggy thread, where we dance and frolick and give fictional characters fictional items!
Let me start.
Neera gets a ring of wizardry from me! Ain't that nice, Neera, now you can cast ALL of the reckless dweomers you want!
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On a slightly related note: Valygar gets a +3 Katana of fleshgrinding, wounding, mage-bane, impedence, and masterslaying. Imoen sees and says "What the hell? We had a 20 GP spending limit!"
(Jan taps the chalkboard with a crossbow bolt)
"Okay Wilson, I want you to spell 'Minsc!'" (He points at Minsc polishing Lilarcor near the party's campfire)
"Hxlgzcgyeqlhf hyvlj"
"Oh dear. This might take longer than it took my cousin Grundy to get back to the Prime Material Plane after he played a particularly nasty prank on an Ultroloth. Dragged him all the way to Gehenna, it did. And his only way out was to become part of a plane-hopping freakshow. Grundy just wasn't the same after his lower body was polymorphed into that of an Aboleth's, no siree..."
(Snuffle snort)
"Because, my dear ursine companion, knowing how to read and write will drastically improve your chances of being successful in life! Why, just ask my old Aunt Babs! She --
(Urfff snort grrff)
"Ha ha ha! O-of course not, Wilson! Boo definitely doesn't have anything to do with why I'm teaching you Common! Heh... In fact, I can think of at least four different ways to steal him without you. Seven if you DID help, though I would understand implicitly if you didn't want to be a party to...ahh..."
(Jan trails off as he notices Minsc glaring at him with narrowed eyes from across the camp. He hasn't stopped his polishing motion on Lilarcor's blade.)
"...W-well, I think that about wraps it up for your lessons in Common today! Good job, Wilson! Make sure you study those flashcards; there's a test next week! Those adverbs can be tricky!"
Hexxat gets a sunscreen, her cloak needs laundering once in a while.
Ilyich gets new acorns
Minsc gets a new witch
Aerie gets her wings
Irenicus gets your soul
Valygar gets a personality
The sad thing is that Valygar's personality (when I ran with him) was VERY similar to Kivan's personality. I like them both myself =/
so,
Nameless One lost his mortality.
CHARNAME lost his soul.
Aerie lost her wings.
Cernd? He never had a personalty at all!
We can give BG2 Imoen a real soundset, the one from BG1 was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay lot better.
Also your idea of giving Imoen her first soundset is awesome (though some people seem to find it annoying for some reason)
"It's the most swordiful time, of the yeaaarr"
I guess... Cernd's wife and child get a non-asshole husband and adoptive father.
Cernd gets Ja'mie King's personality.
Centeol gets to live with Pai-Na.
Aaand Quoningar gets some mad experience point books.
Haer'Dalis get's a pet raven
Jan gets a potato from Minsc. Poor Minsc, he always confuses turnips and potatoes.
Viconia, Bodhi and Hexxat both get a cruise in the Carribean so they can sunbath a little.
Cernd gets a Wilson!
Minsc gets a candy cane sword and a new witch.
Vallygar gets a new orange pyjama from Lavok's wife
Mazzy gets a new squire because she dumped the old one since he started wearing an orange pyjama.
Dorn gets a puppy.
Jan gets a dead puppy from Dorn!
Rassaad gets a new weapon... which means nothing because he doesn't celebrate christmas
Jaheira gets a scale, so she can preserve balance!
Korgan gets a parot.
Aerie recieves an Mc Donald gift card and, from an annonymous giver, a wingless parot.
Imoen gets a clone, she called her Nalia.
Nalia receives a poor kid, she gives him money and a job in the keep. The child steals her mother's jewelry and sells them back.
Edwina gets a new green dress, red isn't her style anymore.
Kheldorn gets a divorce... sad
Yoshimo gets a sushi set, for the sixth year in a row.
Anomen gets a pair of sunglasses to match his attitude. Douche.
Neera receives a kitten!
Sarevok finds his long lost brother and sisters... and he tries killing them.
Irenicus receives a new mpet dragon!
Mellissan receives a less obvious ending.
*gasp* Oh god... can't breath...only take me to a licensed cleric.