Cernd has a personality, but considering it mainly means "leaving wife and baby to follow his druid calling", it is understandable he makes it a secret.
I guess... Cernd's wife and child get a non-asshole husband and adoptive father.
Cernd has a personality, but considering it mainly means "leaving wife and baby to follow his druid calling", it is understandable he makes it a secret.
I guess... Cernd's wife and child get a non-asshole husband and adoptive father.
Umm...he didn't know his wife was pregnant.
That's what they all say.
"It doesn't matter what they say, I know I'm gonna love you any old way. What can I do, and it's true. Don't want nobody, nobody, 'cause baby, it's you."
Watch n' learn buddies, that's how a kid quotes a song from the sixties by the Beatles.
Cernd has a personality, but considering it mainly means "leaving wife and baby to follow his druid calling", it is understandable he makes it a secret.
I guess... Cernd's wife and child get a non-asshole husband and adoptive father.
Umm...he didn't know his wife was pregnant.
That's what they all say.
"It doesn't matter what they say, I know I'm gonna love you any old way. What can I do, and it's true. Don't want nobody, nobody, 'cause baby, it's you."
Watch n' learn buddies, that's how a hipster quotes a song from the sixties by the Beatles.
While it seems obvious to give Aerie wings, since she's just coming to terms with not having them, I think what she'd like is a five foot high cuddly toy of Chiktikka Fastpaws.
Boo will get a new wheel, and Minsc some boot kicking boots. For Cernd, I'm getting a laser pointer for the hours of fun he has chasing it in his werewolf form, and then when pounces it disappears onto his back and he runs round in circles wondering where it went.
Cernd has a personality, but considering it mainly means "leaving wife and baby to follow his druid calling", it is understandable he makes it a secret.
I guess... Cernd's wife and child get a non-asshole husband and adoptive father.
Umm...he didn't know his wife was pregnant.
That's what they all say.
Poor Cernd. His marriage didn't work out because they clearly wanted different things (and clearly they weren't a good match), his wife never let him know she was pregnant, he gets his son back and even then he has all that stuff post-ToB (which I won't mention due to spoilers). The guy can't win.
For Cernd I'd give him the Staff of Arundel. He kind of needs it.
Anomen gets a sword in the gut. Jerk. Or a new personality that isn't that of a bunghole. Ajantis gets a free resurrection spell. (Did anyone try to make him talk to the ladies in the Undercellars because they wanted to see him stammer and blush?) Noober gets a free copy of "How to Make Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie. Unfortunately, all the pages are defaced. Aerie gets 20 free visits for psychological help. Jan gets a stuffed plush Boo. Edwin gets a Wonderbra for when he turns into Edwina.
Ajantis gets a new helm ... YEAH!! Alora gets a four leaf clover. Branwen gets a Runehammer. Coran gets a million girlfriends. Dynaheir gets a Wand of Sleep. Edwin gets laid. Eldoth fornicates with wenches, acquires currency. Faldorn gets a personality. Garrick gets an extra Dexterity point. Imoen gets to be a legitimate character instead of just a plot device. Jaheira raises Khalid and has a three-way with Khalid and Male CHARNAME. CHARNAME doesn't complain. Kagain gets a paid vacation day. Khalid gets an unremovable amulet that protects against petrification. No more naked Basilisk hunts. Kivan and Viconia have angry, passionate make-up sex. Minsc gets therapy for his h-h-head wound. Montaron and Xzar engage in sodomy. Quayle gets a friend. Wow. Safana becomes a captainess of a pirate ship; all of the crew are men who practically die at her feet. Shar-Teel gets her father's head on a pike. Skie gets a real boyfriend. For one day, we all pretend Tiax is in charge. Then things go back to normal. Xan gets a stack of Potions of Fortitude. Yeslick gets to take a free punch at Kagain. Aerie gets some candle wax and fake wings. HMMM. Anomen has kinky sex with Female CHARNAME. Deal with it. Cernd gets a Druid Grove. Haer'Dalis receives inter-dimensional head. Good thing he's bisexual because there really is no way of knowing at that point. Jan Jansen gets a vegetable trading license. Keldorn gets offered an excellent retirement but still declines to quit. Korgan meets Kagain over some mead and the two become bros. Mazzy gets knighted as full-fledged Paladin. Nalia gets to work in a soup kitchen for Christmas Eve. Sarevok gets the Sword Coast. Valygar gets a mullet. Yoshimo gets the Geas Removal Scroll from BG1. How convenient. Dorn drinks the blood of the innocents, YES, BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS!! Neera gains ability: Shoot lasers out of eyeballs. Rasaad starts growing hair on his head again. Ahh, a blessing from Selûne herself!! Baeloth gets to keep his life despite being a Chaotic Evil Drow on the surface world with a Robe of Archmagi. Pretty good deal if you ask me. Hexxat receives another neck ring. Because she totally needs it. Clara gets a proper burial.
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I know I'm gonna love you any old way.
What can I do, and it's true.
Don't want nobody, nobody,
'cause baby, it's you."
Watch n' learn buddies, that's how a kid quotes a song from the sixties by the Beatles.
Boo will get a new wheel, and Minsc some boot kicking boots. For Cernd, I'm getting a laser pointer for the hours of fun he has chasing it in his werewolf form, and then when pounces it disappears onto his back and he runs round in circles wondering where it went.
And Keldorn... socks. Maybe slippers.
For Cernd I'd give him the Staff of Arundel. He kind of needs it.
Ajantis gets a free resurrection spell. (Did anyone try to make him talk to the ladies in the Undercellars because they wanted to see him stammer and blush?)
Noober gets a free copy of "How to Make Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie. Unfortunately, all the pages are defaced.
Aerie gets 20 free visits for psychological help.
Jan gets a stuffed plush Boo.
Edwin gets a Wonderbra for when he turns into Edwina.
Alora gets a four leaf clover.
Branwen gets a Runehammer.
Coran gets a million girlfriends.
Dynaheir gets a Wand of Sleep.
Edwin gets laid.
Eldoth fornicates with wenches, acquires currency.
Faldorn gets a personality.
Garrick gets an extra Dexterity point.
Imoen gets to be a legitimate character instead of just a plot device.
Jaheira raises Khalid and has a three-way with Khalid and Male CHARNAME. CHARNAME doesn't complain.
Kagain gets a paid vacation day.
Khalid gets an unremovable amulet that protects against petrification. No more naked Basilisk hunts.
Kivan and Viconia have angry, passionate make-up sex.
Minsc gets therapy for his h-h-head wound.
Montaron and Xzar engage in sodomy.
Quayle gets a friend. Wow.
Safana becomes a captainess of a pirate ship; all of the crew are men who practically die at her feet.
Shar-Teel gets her father's head on a pike.
Skie gets a real boyfriend.
For one day, we all pretend Tiax is in charge. Then things go back to normal.
Xan gets a stack of Potions of Fortitude.
Yeslick gets to take a free punch at Kagain.
Aerie gets some candle wax and fake wings. HMMM.
Anomen has kinky sex with Female CHARNAME. Deal with it.
Cernd gets a Druid Grove.
Haer'Dalis receives inter-dimensional head. Good thing he's bisexual because there really is no way of knowing at that point.
Jan Jansen gets a vegetable trading license.
Keldorn gets offered an excellent retirement but still declines to quit.
Korgan meets Kagain over some mead and the two become bros.
Mazzy gets knighted as full-fledged Paladin.
Nalia gets to work in a soup kitchen for Christmas Eve.
Sarevok gets the Sword Coast.
Valygar gets a mullet.
Yoshimo gets the Geas Removal Scroll from BG1. How convenient.
Dorn drinks the blood of the innocents, YES, BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS!!
Neera gains ability: Shoot lasers out of eyeballs.
Rasaad starts growing hair on his head again. Ahh, a blessing from Selûne herself!!
Baeloth gets to keep his life despite being a Chaotic Evil Drow on the surface world with a Robe of Archmagi. Pretty good deal if you ask me.
Hexxat receives another neck ring. Because she totally needs it.
Clara gets a proper burial.